Everyday biology pun

What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?

photos-and-thesis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwright124
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Give me your best biology puns/jokes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theotherpurple
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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Help, biology pun needed

Hi guys, I need a pun involving bacteria and electricity for a school project, such as plug n plasmid, bactronics etc, it's for a modular biological circuit project

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ollieburton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2016
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Help me help a friend: need a good pun

Hi, a friend of mine had to organize a β€œtheme”week for a Biology student’s association. The name of the theme has to be a biology pun. Examples are: smells like green spirit, game of thorns, sofishticated or the great catsby.

These names were all used in the past and now she needs new names. Help me out, thanks in advance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foxlair
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biology is life tho
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What kind of shoes do you wear to biology class?

Open toad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_DonOfJustice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I always sucked at math but that’s why I love biology.

It’s the only field where multiplication and division mean the same thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I still don't understand why I got in trouble in high school for turning in my Biology lab notebook with a turd in it.

The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teduh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Everyone remembers the mitochondrion from biology class. But who remembers the Kite-o-Mondrian?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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What was the name of the janitor at the French marine biology school?

Jacques Custodian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bridgeonjames
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What does a trans woman call her biology female sibling?

Her Cister.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wishiwasntasub
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What are the requirements to work in marine biology?

Your grades need to be above C-level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evac95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I got birth place
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sggEeulB
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Why did the biology teacher and the physics teacher split up?

They had no chemistry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dex_77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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According to chemistry...

Alcohol is a solution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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My biology teacher asked "What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?"

I said "The elephant obviously!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kangamooo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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β€ͺDid I ever tell you about the premonition I had in Biology class?‬

‬ It was a cell fulfilling prophecy.‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment,

but were created for educational porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GobAteMyHamster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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We were having a biology lecture about Pavlov's dog

We laughed and we laughed then the bell rang and we all went to the cafeteria

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabloescobar9000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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When you're brave and they're not in Biology class, you learn that...

Dissection is the better part of valor.

Love,

Kermit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seudonim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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My dad found out that I am at risk of failing biology

He told me, β€œIf you fail at biology, you fail at life.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeezuhzz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My Biology lab presented a slide show about using a microscope.

It was called "how to focus" but I wasn't paying attention to the rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HAJpodge13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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It’s biologically impossible for 2 Asian parents to give birth to a Caucasian child.

Which actually proves the old saying β€œtwo Wongs don’t make a white”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/probablynotanazi9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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A Biology Classic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yerdawizard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Dear punners, my biology class has to decorate our door. We will make a bunch of snowglobes out of petri dishes. But i need Pun! Help?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/keishii10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Biology jokes

What do you call a closted bottom

A substrate

Its horrible ik

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I walked into the biology lab, and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.

I said, β€œI think your fly is open.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Tomorrow's my biology practical exam and I don't know how to chemically test for glucose

I'm so gonna be Fehling the test

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killercatto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..

Lacks Cetacean..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irorii
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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When I found out a coworker has four step kids and one biological kid, I said "Hats off to you" . . . .

He replied, "No. Hats on. Hats on now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoredPony
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Biology joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iammei
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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My biology teacher was late for class today.

I guess she missed her period.

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A researcher working in a biology lab is brought two insects to dissect...

A cricket, and a tick.

He decides to start with the larger one, the cricket, and proceeds to put it under a microscope and carefully rip the dead insect apart writing down the results. Nothing unusual.

Moving on, he goes back to the delivery petri dish and notices the tick is missing.

He searches around for some time but the bugger is nowhere to be seen. Just before giving up he notices it crawling on his hand. Before the tick can bite him, he expertly grabs it and throws it under the microscope.

He turns it to the highest magnification and says to himself: "Let's see what makes you tick."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoffKalast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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The local school board just purchased a powerful new microscope for the high school biology lab...

It's completely changed the way students look at life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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A post-biological society would be so healthy

very high in anti-bodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Puns from biology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayraegah
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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Biology Dad Joke

My Bio professor was teaching us how to press plants for our field journals. He kicked off the lecture with:

"Well, let's get down to the pressing business, shall we?"

Out of a room of twenty people, one person laughed. That person was me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnorexicBuddha
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My sister just dropped her Biology textbook on my foot.

MY TOE SIS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koske
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I retired from marine biology today...

Now my life has no porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breadispain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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I once met someone in the Biology Lab..

he sure was a fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourdose
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I bet my dad that in one simple move he wouldn't be my biological father anymore.

He didn't believe me, so I told him to kneel down while I stood on top of him.

"See!" I said

"Um... Sorry, but I'm still your dad", he replied

"Yeah, but now you're my step dad"

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This is advanced
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossRediter87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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We learned about nervous tissue in biology today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flameoguy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2014
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Physics is full of problems

And chemistry is full of solutions

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Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

They had no chemistry πŸ₯Ί

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_graveyard152
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