My Tinder date turned out to be shorter than his bio said.
I guess he was telling some tall tales.
I met a girl on tinder whose bio said she used to work at a meat packing plant and that she'd heard all the jokes before...
So I asked her out on a date for the weekend but to let me know by Friday if she had to can salami.
(Cancel on me)
The question was what would Disney characters tinder bio be
