10 Hilarious Names That Are Puns

LPT: If you are trying to stay in a hotel that’s completely booked, just tell the receptionist that your name is “improvement”.

Because there’s always room for improvement.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 27 2021

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are there any Sheep Puns that could be used to name a Sheep?

Names such as:

Baa-bara

Wool Smith

EWE-NICE

Brittney Shears

John Sebastian Baach

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👤︎ u/LUIGIISREAL2017

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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Name 2 crustaceans that are only found in London?

Kings Crustacean and Charing Crustacean

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👤︎ u/Mrmyke00

📅︎ Oct 10 2020

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Looking for Chicken Names that are puns of Serial Killers

We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?

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👤︎ u/MSahnger

📅︎ Jun 11 2020

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Can you name 3 places in Scotland that are also the names of Grand Prix winning racing drivers?

(Lewis) Hamilton
Stirling (Moss)
Ayr Town Centre!!!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler

📅︎ May 18 2020

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You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

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👤︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar

📅︎ Oct 11 2018

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Wife and I are at my son’s yellow belt ceremony and we see that the grand master’s name is Soon Man Lee, I chuckle she doesnt get why. I look her dead in the eyes, he’s not manly yet, but he will be soon. Now she thinks I’m damaged in some way.

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👤︎ u/Kuchi_Kopi_number2

📅︎ Jun 17 2018

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What are some punny volleyball names that reference Disney?

So far I can only think of: Net It Go!

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👤︎ u/Jayjayman122

📅︎ Sep 07 2017

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This old guy comes into my job all the time with dad jokes & i have to pretend they are funny. "Can you name 3 cars that start with P?"

"So there is pontiac. Porsche. Packard.. You know what a Packard is, dont ya? Or is that a little before your time? How old are you? So you know what it is then, right?" So he sets up the joke incorrectly by not giving me a chance to name any. But to him, this joke is SO funny, there is no way to make it unfunny. ".. well none of them because they all start with gas." Then he turns and acts like he is about to walk out of the store, like he dropped the proverbial mic. So I feign a half smile & say "yep. Gas. Thats a good one."

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👤︎ u/dazegoby

📅︎ Dec 06 2014

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What is the name of the jail that broke actors are taken to?

The nickle-less cage.

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👤︎ u/thegodawfultruth

📅︎ Aug 15 2016

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