Levity.
I turn to her and say βI bet he donβt have the guts to do that againβ
Edit: holy shit yβall this blew up. Thank you master dads. I feel worthy
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef!
What do you call a cow after it gives birth? De-calf-enated!
Did you hear about that cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
(After they beg you to stop, hit them with: "Ok, it's time too mooooove on to some different jokes. These cow jokes are getting udderly ridiculous.")
I call it a Dad-a-Base
Because otherwise we wouldn't call them 'dad' jokes.
It's a true pundemic
Serious question here, being seeing a ton more of βdad jokesβ that are completely terrible. Not βso bad that theyβre goodβ just, so bad you wonder if they have any humor at all.
Because the best jokes are always in the comets.
here i will will help heres what a dad joke is
- its only a dad joke if it becomes AParrent
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Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
I guess it just goes over their head
But I think deep down they know nothing could be father from the truth.
But no one complains about the hedgehogs? Share the hedge, jerks!
Out of my top five favorite kinds, I'd rate dad jokes a solid number two.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? > They suspected fowl play.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? > A poultrygeist!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? > To prove he wasnβt a chicken!
What key wonβt open any door? > A turkey!
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? > Goblet.
Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? > A poul-tree.
What happens when youβre too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad? >They turn into blueberries.
What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today? > Plymouth.
For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes
Otherwise
"So there is pontiac. Porsche. Packard.. You know what a Packard is, dont ya? Or is that a little before your time? How old are you? So you know what it is then, right?" So he sets up the joke incorrectly by not giving me a chance to name any. But to him, this joke is SO funny, there is no way to make it unfunny. ".. well none of them because they all start with gas." Then he turns and acts like he is about to walk out of the store, like he dropped the proverbial mic. So I feign a half smile & say "yep. Gas. Thats a good one."
just mentioned the fact that something needs to be done
When it really pops, it's all Groaned up, and When the punchline becomes Apparent.
I am very attractive...
Once, I asked a monster what his favourite file compression format was. He said "RAR!"
They're PUNishable by death
