There are jokes that, while not a barrel of laughs, are still firkin funny.
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CatsCreepMeowt
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I've often found that dad jokes are best enjoyed with my favorite type of tea:

Levity.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TrevorMagichair
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Now that Iโ€™m officially a dad I have my first good joke. Me and my wife are driving down the road and a bug splats the window.

I turn to her and say โ€œI bet he donโ€™t have the guts to do that againโ€

Edit: holy shit yโ€™all this blew up. Thank you master dads. I feel worthy

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/johnpowers99
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Cow jokes that are great for making your kids' eyes roll :

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef!

What do you call a cow after it gives birth? De-calf-enated!

Did you hear about that cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.

(After they beg you to stop, hit them with: "Ok, it's time too mooooove on to some different jokes. These cow jokes are getting udderly ridiculous.")

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ChewyNutCluster
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I know Reddit has servers that all of our jokes are stored in, but Iโ€™ve come up with a better solution

I call it a Dad-a-Base

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/themeatspin
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How do we know that women are attracted to corny jokes?

Because otherwise we wouldn't call them 'dad' jokes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SlammerEye
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This just Peru-vs that puns are the highest tier of joke
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jimmy_D123
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Now that people are isolated and bored they make a lot more dad jokes

It's a true pundemic

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/12DaK12
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What do we do with the jokes that are just so bad?

Serious question here, being seeing a ton more of โ€œdad jokesโ€ that are completely terrible. Not โ€œso bad that theyโ€™re goodโ€ just, so bad you wonder if they have any humor at all.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/beansnricesti
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Neowise should remind redditors that the best jokes are in space...

Because the best jokes are always in the comets.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ponderingfox
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Guys stop posting jokes that are not dad jokes

here i will will help heres what a dad joke is

  • its only a dad joke if it becomes AParrent
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pilloweye
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People say a lot of punchlines in my jokes are incorrectly formulated. Hmm, maybe that's why most of my posts here got...

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The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.

Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chadnav
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I've found that people don't think sunroof jokes are funny

I guess it just goes over their head

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sweetjune_
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Why are puns the only joke medium that are measured in how good they are by how volitole the reaction is?
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SirRettfordIII
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They say that my jokes are just plain stupid but
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/notunclejosh
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One of my coworkers told me that my dad jokes are bad.

But I think deep down they know nothing could be father from the truth.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mark_ryan2
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It's an old joke that oysters are shellfish becauee they dont want to share...

But no one complains about the hedgehogs? Share the hedge, jerks!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jbffed
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I heard from someone that dad jokes are the shittiest kinds of jokes.

Out of my top five favorite kinds, I'd rate dad jokes a solid number two.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MakesInfantileJokes
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A handful of short Thanksgiving Jokes I put together that are worthy for any dad to repeat this upcoming holiday.

Why did the police arrest the turkey? > They suspected fowl play.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? > A poultrygeist!

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? > To prove he wasnโ€™t a chicken!

What key wonโ€™t open any door? > A turkey!

If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? > Goblet.

Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? > A poul-tree.

What happens when youโ€™re too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad? >They turn into blueberries.

What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today? > Plymouth.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Taylordprints
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Chemistry jokes are sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kelsien
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People that make dad jokes that aren't dad's are basically faux pas. reddit.com/r/Showerthoughโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheOctagon6989
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My girlfriend and her younger sisters (21 and 9) were adopted by lesbian parents. I'm going to be the only dad joke source in their lives and it's a big responsibility that I take seriously. Any suggestions are welcomed.

For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MANTHEFUCKUPBRO
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The mods here are a joke. They say that only dad jokes are allowed, but I say otherwise.

Otherwise

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This old guy comes into my job all the time with dad jokes & i have to pretend they are funny. "Can you name 3 cars that start with P?"

"So there is pontiac. Porsche. Packard.. You know what a Packard is, dont ya? Or is that a little before your time? How old are you? So you know what it is then, right?" So he sets up the joke incorrectly by not giving me a chance to name any. But to him, this joke is SO funny, there is no way to make it unfunny. ".. well none of them because they all start with gas." Then he turns and acts like he is about to walk out of the store, like he dropped the proverbial mic. So I feign a half smile & say "yep. Gas. Thats a good one."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dazegoby
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Sorry that this is not a joke but there are a lot of reposts from the last year and not much OC

just mentioned the fact that something needs to be done

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cheskis
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What are the three things that make a Dad joke?

When it really pops, it's all Groaned up, and When the punchline becomes Apparent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ice-_-Bear
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First Dad Joke today- I stuck a beer cap to my head and said I was a magnet. My boys contested that I, in fact, am not a magnet. I said are you sure...

I am very attractive...

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LiquidRitz
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The best dad jokes are nerd-dad jokes - for that extra dose of lameness.

Once, I asked a monster what his favourite file compression format was. He said "RAR!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lachiemx
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Did you guys hear that dad jokes are being outlawed?

They're PUNishable by death

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Appleface14
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