You get nowhere in life without taking a Risk, officer.

That’s why I robbed the board game store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkoVendettaOSRS
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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People are often surprised at how many risks I take.

My board game closet is stuffed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Backthrasher
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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I have an obsessive compulsion to steal a strategy board game of diplomacy, conflict and conquest...

It's a Risk but I have to take it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games

He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.

They said that The Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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I saw the police chasing a guy down the street, who'd just stolen an inexpensive board game......

It was a real trivial pursuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.

It was a risk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I flew home for Christmas and decided to bring back a global domination-themed board game. I recognize that it could have been dangerous to bring that game on the plane...

But it was a Risk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tasty_rogue
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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Some people think the Pittsburgh Steelers have a good starting QB in "Duck" Hodges

But the truth is, he puts the Steelers at risk of getting penalties all game long...

...Because on every play...

There's fowl on the field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dave89701
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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My roommates and I have a lot of boardgames.

I'm moving out temporarily, and am bringing some with me. But bringing the strategy game is not a Risk I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masonwyattk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I almost got caught stealing a board game today.

But it was a Risk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradflindo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.

It was a risk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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I wasn’t allowed to take my board game as a carry on luggage onto the aeroplane.

They said that the Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I wasn’t allowed to bring in my board game as a carry on luggage on to the aeroplane.

They said the Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game on to the plane as a carry on luggage.

They said the Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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