Need some farewell video game puns
My best friend is leaving for america soon, and I need some cheesy farewell video game puns to put on her gift. It's pokemon related so its better if its something from there, but any other suggestions are welcome
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much.
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Let's see how strong your pun game is
A king has 26 sons and named them as 26 English alphabets
But the 19th son was actually a princess
My wife said she wanted divorce because i play too many video games
What a stupid thing to fallout 4
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until your get soap in your mouth. Then what does it become?
Why do pirates love Game of Thrones?
Because it was written by George R.R. Martin.
So I was playing a guessing game with my girlfriend and came up with a dadjoke comeback
My gf: What word doesn’t make sense?
Me: Idk you tell me
My gf: esnes
Me: But.. it does make sense
I’m watching the White Sox and Yankees play a Major League game at the field where the filmed the “Field of Dreams.” It’s truly a-maizing.
Which game was popular in Ancient Rome?
We were winning the game of covid until...
...we were Delta bad hand.
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?
Apparently that’s not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
What do you call the game where you use your foot to swipe through viral videos?
Matt Stutzman was born without arms. To help feed his family, Matt learned to shoot a bow. He was soon competing in tournaments and came in second at the 2012 London Paralympic Games. He missed out on the gold medal and had to settle for silver..
but you still have to hand it to him though.
What game do misbehaving gloves like to play?
I heard they're making a new video game about that lactose intolerant depressed guy.
What's the first game a baby plays?
What's a classical composer's favorite game?
Wanna know why there's not enough anti-cheat measures in multiplayer games today?
.
Because there's too much uncle-cheat.
Two game show hosts were sitting at a meeting, brainstorming ideas for their next baking show.
One says “How about a baking while skydiving? That’d be thrilling!”
The other replies, “I dunno, I don’t think It’d be worth the whisk”
What board game do they play in Italy?
My son just asked me, what's a rocket launcher's favorite game?
What game can you only play no more than twice a month?
Did you know? I certainly didn’t but, that game ‘Mortal Combat’ was originally based upon a very old Scandinavian church song.
>!It was a Finnish Hymn!<
What was Hitler's favorite game to play?
Mein-krafft
Edit: corrected the spelling of mein from mien
Have you noticed that cars are less controllable in video games than in real life?
It's because they're on a hard drive.
My daughter was playing a 'Pet Salon' pet grooming game on her iPad...
Me: What are you doing?
Her: I realized that if you just brush their teeth over and over, you level up faster...
Me: You shouldn't grind your teeth...
Why does the king bring his toilet to the poker game?
I'm being sponsored by Pepsi to play video games
Ironically, this makes me a soda streamer
Today I was reaching for a board game from our shelf. The one on top of the pile quickly slid down and hit me in the face. It was that game where you go around in a car and add family members, choose a career, have kids, etc.
A painful reminder that LIFE comes at you fast.
If there was a game about erectile dysfunction it would be designed by
I tried to carry my oversized board game onto the plane, but I wasn’t allowed.
They said the Risk was too big.
What do you call a fantastic game of badminton?
Why do assassins and thieves always wear leather armour in video games?
Because it's made from hide!
My son went to school to be a virtual reality game designer.
He never actually did any of his homework
Been trying to organize a game of hide-n-seek for my local community
But good players are hard to find.
Mike Tyson plays a lot of video games,
The creator of Mortal Kombat got the idea for the game while visiting a church in Finland...
... listening to a Finnish Hymn
I really struggled with this “The A-Team” game once. But it all got easier after I discovered the cheat code.
Up up down down left right left right B. A. Baracus.
I asked my french friend if she likes to play video games
My wife said she wants a divorce because I play too many video games.
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4. It Sims totally unreasonable.
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