Finally told my son my gamer tag
WombRaider
I’m an OBGYN
What's another word for a skilled gamer?
Ath-l33t.
Hysterical Gamer Dad Overwatch Gameplay Goes Viral
Well. After many years I have decided to change my gamer tag to glove.
I just think it’s catchy.
What do you call two gamers sword fighting?
Pee v pee.
What do gamers call doctors who perform C-sections?
Womb raiders
Where does a gamer sit when they go to church?
In the pew pew.
You know why gamers make the best friends?
Because they always level with you.
Why do gamers hate nature?
Because it is full of bugs.
I think my new gamer girl and I are made for eachother
We just click!
What do you call a Chinese gamer with a fast connection?
Lo Ping
What did one gamer say to the other in the bath?
Git gud scrub
Why would Hitler hate gamers?
Because Mojang stole Mein Kraft
Why did the old school french-spanish gamer refuse to abandon his teammate?
Because he was all about the con ami code
What happens when gamers inhale ground pepper?
They'll SNES.
What kind of showers do gamers take?
Steam-y ones
Sorry if it has already been posted before
What do you call a really good Jewish gamer?
Ezekiel
What type of horse does a 1337 gamer ride?
A pwny!
What do you say to your gamer friends about the incoming girlfriend call ?
Aah, call of beauty guys.
*Roger *
*Roger that *
What's the worst school for old school nostalgic gamers?
NYU LAN-gone
The daddest way to answer gamer hate mail.
After salty gamer loses to dad in game, salty gamer loses to dad in chat.
My gamer wife is a dad, apparently
Playing Diablo III with the missus.
Me: Man, I need more emeralds.
Her: If I could give you emeralds, I would give you lots of emeralds. I would give you so many emeralds, you could be Emerald Lagasse.
Me: ...
Her: BAM!
What happens if you sprinkle pepper on gamers?
They SNES.
