I capitalized on my buddy's phone's autocorrection of Titanfall
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︎ Apr 25 2014
Whoever created autocorrect,
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Autocorrect has saved my sanity.
I'm the typo person that hates grammatical errors.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Curse the creator of autocorrect! I asked my friend what the best shampoo to use was, and he replied βPanettoneβ.
That was last Tuesday, and I still havenβt got all the crumbs out of my hair.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
The man who invented autocorrect has died
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect....
Then they fried me for no raisin.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
It FINALLY happened.
Almost 40 and growing my beard out for the first time. Wife finally says "You know I'm starting to like it." And I could finally say "Yeah. It's growing on me."
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Even if Autocorrect changes "Fuck" to "Duck"...
...Its still considered fowl language
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︎ Oct 01 2020
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
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︎ Sep 30 2019
Son: "Dad! I just saw two ducks at the park!"
Dad: βSorry, son... Thatβs not possible.β
Son: βI really did, I promise!β
Dad: βIt isnβt possible for two ducks to be be in the same place at the same time.β
Son: βWhy not?β
Dad: βBecause, son. It would create a pair-o-ducks!β
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︎ May 18 2021
He made a pun out of an autocorrect situation
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︎ Aug 03 2019
I hate autocorrect
It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
It's okay if your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "duck."
You're still using fowl language.
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︎ Nov 15 2018
Autocorrect...
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︎ Jul 08 2020
The person who invented 'autocorrect' walks into a barn
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︎ Mar 08 2020
What is autocorrect main function?
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︎ May 24 2020
I quit using autocorrect.
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︎ May 06 2020
I heard the creator of autocorrect died
I didnβt even know he was Iβll
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︎ Sep 14 2019
I hate autocorrect
If it changes one more thing Iβll go ducking crazy
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Autocorrect screws up so much, I'm just fresh out of ducks to give.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Autocorrect for the win
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︎ Sep 23 2019
I was writing a text, and Autocorrect changed βkilledβ to βkiltβ.
Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.
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︎ Jul 07 2018
Damn you, autocorrect
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︎ May 05 2019
Autocorrect can go straight to he'll.
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︎ Dec 04 2018
No, that's not autocorrect...
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Autocorrect was my pal on this one
My girlfriend was texting me from a different city and said "The weather app said it would be cold today yet it's ducking 73 out here and I'm wearing a sweater."
I hit her with the "Geese babe, that seriously isn't pheasant at all..."
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︎ Nov 25 2015
Dear autocorrect,
I'm getting real tired of your shirt.
(Change to "of you messing up my tests" for a more wholesome dad like joke ?)
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︎ Nov 23 2019
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I hate spelling errors.
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Autocorrect leads to opportunity.
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︎ Oct 23 2018
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︎ Mar 31 2019
Why do phones autocorrect f*ck to duck?
They can identify fowl language.
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︎ Jan 23 2018
The man who invented autocorrect has passed away
His family will be holding a private funfair necks monkey
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︎ Jun 26 2016
Autocorrect changes "fucking" to "ducking" because it knows you want to use fowl language.
It was suggested I post here.
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︎ Dec 19 2014
Did you know autocorrect was invented by an atheist?
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︎ Nov 14 2018
As a dyslexic, having autocorrect is both a blessing and a cruise.
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︎ Jul 12 2014
The inventor of autocorrect has died
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︎ Oct 19 2018
My phone keeps autocorrecting dead to deaf.
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︎ May 29 2018
The reason why your phone autocorrects to βduckingβ is because robots
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︎ Feb 28 2019
When your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "American quarter horse" it's OK to keep it.
It's still foal language.
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︎ Nov 28 2018
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello
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︎ Sep 30 2019
Itβs okay if your phone autocorrects βfuckβ to βduckβ
Youβre still using fowl language.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
I hate autocorrect
It always makes me say things I didnβt Nintendo
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︎ Apr 04 2020
I hate autocorrect
It always makes me say things I didnβt Nintendo
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︎ Aug 24 2019
If autocorrect changes fuck to duck, it is still fowl language.
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︎ Sep 16 2018
Autocorrect...
Makes me say things I didnβt Nintendo.
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︎ Nov 11 2018
The man who invented autocorrect has sadly passed away.
The funfair is nest work.
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︎ Nov 23 2018
Autocorrect makes me say things
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