Modulate Puns

A list of puns related to "Modulate"

My brother is starting a history degree and one of his modules is studying the Stuarts

My dad asked, "Jackie or Rod?"

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👤︎ u/nap_needed
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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What do you need if you’re cold, while on the moon?

A space heater.

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👤︎ u/PixiePoops
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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If I ever lose my voice I want to have the Stephen Hawking voice modulator.

I’ve always wanted to speak intelligently.

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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My stepdaughter needed the WiFi password for her friend. I didn't hear back after I replied.

http://www.imgur.com/yr1AUu2.png

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👤︎ u/towehaal
📅︎ Jan 01 2015
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I'm at Uni so I'm on the phone talking to my dad about my new module choices, and everytime without fail the conversation will go like this.

Dad: So how's university? Still enjoying it?

Me: Oh yeah, last term was good but my new modules are grea-

Dad: Lunar modules?

Me: ...

It's not the sharpest of dad jokes, but my god if his persistence is certainly dad joke worthy. It's been going three years now.

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👤︎ u/ChocoMcShreddy
📅︎ Feb 26 2014
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