Political correctness is getting way out of hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lams1d
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I was teaching political correctness to my niece and I said, "Ok let's say there's someone named Michael or Mike for short, and if Mike delivers mail, he's a Mail-man. Similarly if there's someone named Jennifer who's doing the same job what would you call her?"

"Jenny"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhil48
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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It might not be politically correct to say this....

...but Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why are there no politically correct motor-sports fans?

PC-people don't see race.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdric
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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It may not be politically correct to say this,..

But the US Presidential Elections are being held today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Did you hear about the politically correct person that was trampled?

He was trying to cross the street during a marathon. He died because he couldn't see race

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atfumbel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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My dad is concerned with being politically correct.

Dad: You can't call them ghosts anymore, they're Apparition-Americans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PixieDreamKate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2013
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I angered two people today by calling them hipsters...

Apparently, the correct term is conjoined twins...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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The Rude Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to clean up the bird’s vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said β€œI believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.” John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke up, and asked very softly : β€œMay I ask what the turkey did?”


I'd like to thank my friend John for sending me this dumb joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fred1840
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Dad makes really politically incorrect jokes...

Dad: Did you guys see anything on the Malaysian flight?

Family: No

Dad: Yea no one has, they're still missing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yogababe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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I'm sick and tired of people referring to meth users as tweakers.

The politically correct term is Methican Americans.

Sorry if it's been posted before, my dad actually told me this one a few nights ago and I had to post it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FReakily
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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Dad Joke - Ultimate Backfire

For as long I can think of, anytime I would take my family out for supper at a restaurant, when our server would bring us the check I would in my best calm and collected demeanor advise our server "Oh table #?? said they were picking this up for us tonight", to which most servers just give a ya right smile or a simple haha nice try sir.

Well on this most recent adventure I see the check coming and get all primed and plot it all out. The server politely slides the check to me, I so graciously put my hand on it and slide it back with my recited lines delivered so perfectly "Oh yes I should have told you sooner that table 16 has offered to pick up the check tonight". Well our server burst out laughing, which to us was a surprise as its not as hilarious as she is now making it. Well when she finally stops laughing enough to talk, she so wonderfully delivers the message, "thats good to know sir - cause your sitting at table 16!"

Jokes on me! But it made for a great night of laugh at dad.

Edit - "demeanor" - where the frick was auto correct on that one. thx Enders!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontwanttosleep
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2014
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Midget Convention

A couple years ago, I was walking with my dad and we noticed there were a lot of midgets/dwarves/little people (I don't know which is politically correct) walking in the same direction. Not three feet in front of us, there is a midget couple walking in front and my dad turns to me and "whispers":

I wonder what they wanna be when they grow up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PRGrl718
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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It might not be politically correct for me to say this..

..but Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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