Sub Zero Puns

A list of puns related to "Sub Zero"

My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....

I’ve never heard him complain

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👤︎ u/NameViolation666
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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I don't know why or how Sub-Zero changed, but back in highschool

he's a cool kid.

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👤︎ u/notunclejosh
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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Seeing people in the sub-zero cold, I'm reminded of a Kanye chorus

How can you be so hatless?

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👤︎ u/plasker6
📅︎ Dec 08 2013
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Does anybody know how many COVID-19 cases they have in Antarctica?

None. Because they’re Ice-o-lated.

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👤︎ u/zblaze68
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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Why did my Mortal Kombat obsessed friend visit a Nordic Church?

Finnish Hymns!

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👤︎ u/Upsidedownsquidhead
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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What do you call a frozen sandwich?

Sub-zero

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👤︎ u/WebWheat
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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Is Michael Giacchino the greatest Star Trek Dad Joker in the world?

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

  1. Star Trek

  2. Nailin' The Kelvin

  3. Labor Of Love

  4. Hella Bar Talk

  5. Enterprising Young Men

  6. Nero Sighted

  7. Nice To Meld You

  8. Run And Shoot Offense

  9. Does It Still McFly?

  10. Nero Death Experience

  11. Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns

  12. Back From Black

  13. That New Car Smell

  14. To Boldly Go

  15. End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

  1. Logos / Pranking The Natives

  2. Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps

  3. Sub Prime Directive

  4. London Calling

  5. Meld-Merized

  6. The Kronos Wartet

  7. Brigadoom

  8. Ship To Ship

  9. Earthbound And Down

  10. Warp Core Values

  11. Buying The Space Farm

  12. The San Fran Hustle

  13. Kirk Enterprises

  14. Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

  1. Logo and Prosper

  2. Thank Your Lucky Star Date

  3. Night on the Yorktown

  4. The Dance of the Nebula

  5. A Swarm Reception

  6. Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard

  7. Jaylah Damage

  8. In Artifacts as in Life

  9. Franklin, My Dear

  10. A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy

  11. MotorCycles of Relief

  12. Mocking Jaylah

  13. Crash Decisions

  14. Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

  15. Shutdown Happens

  16. Cater-Krall in Zero G

  17. Par-tay for the Course

  18. Star Trek Main Theme

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👤︎ u/thegeneral400
📅︎ Jan 26 2018
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Hungry games

I made meatballs for meatball subs for dinner. it didn't go so well. green is dad.

Me: "If these meatballs keep catching on fire I'm not going to make them any more"

> it's dinner by zero THE DINNER ON FIRE!!! (legit Cesar voice and everything)

Me: laughing and choking on soda

>what? what's the matter? Katniss got your tongue? exit stage right

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👤︎ u/Zero_Teche
📅︎ Mar 19 2014
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