Algebra Puns

Because they love radicals.

(Sorry if this has been done before, this is my first post on this sub)

But I reached my limit with Calculus.

Nobody can understand the Bavariables!

You look at your X and wonder Y.

It's the thot that counts

My social life is like 0 - 4i: complex and imaginary.

But graphing is where I draw the line.

The ones with absolute values

Because x was always 10.

there are just too many variables involved.

So you know (Y) (X) is gon give it to ya.

Because x marks the spot

There was no real solution

But graphing is where she drew the line.

...she left you and I don’t know y.

Please stop asking us to find your x.

She's never coming back, and don't ask y.

Because X is always 10.

I know because I keep a log.

Because they always ended up with X equals 10

Today's lesson was on taking averages. I opened with this:

Mr. C: Last year, I had a student who said, "Mr. C, you're so average!" Can you guess what happened to him, Student 1?

Student 1: You gave him more homework?

Mr. C: I gave him twice as much homework! The next day, he comes into class and says "Mr. C, you're so average!" Guess what happened to him next, Student 2.

Student 2: Uh...even more homework?

Mr. C: Bingo! I gave him ten times as much homework. Finally the next day he comes in and says "Mr. C, you're so mean!"

It’s all Greek to me.

He said it was difficult but it sounds pretty straightforward

A math-magician.

My friend thinks that algebra 2 is complex, but I think he's just imagining things.

Because he needed to solve the problems with speed.

"My teacher said that it was a weapon of math disruption."

Me : Why do I need glasses to do math?

Teacher: Why?

Me: Because it helps with Division

Whole Class: Groan

The problem (or some part of it) will let me ask: "How much is 5Q and 5Q?"

"10Q!"

"You're welcome. Okay, one more problem . . . "

They fall for it three or four times per year.

Just today, as class was ending and everyone was waiting for the bell, a student asked him if he had any daughters. He then said "Not on me, no" and maintained eye contact with astonishing conviction. He's great.

I've no intention of ever going there..

(Credit : The great Billy Connoly)

Professor: Students always tell me they're scared of math and I can't find why!

Me: Set "x" to zero

Professor: What?

Me: You said you can't find "y"

It was hard to hear his response over the sound of eyes rolling

We were talking about the use of algebra since leaving school.

Me: "But why do we need to know algebra?!" Him: "Because 'Why' equals something."

With the biggest grin on his face.

Hur hur hur.

They're always plotting something.

Me: "Can I go to the bathroom?"

Her: "I sure hope so. Give it a shot, bud!"

My social life is like 0 + 4i. Complex and imaginary.

You look at your X and wonder Y

But calculus is where I reached my limit.

But graphing is where I draw the line

But graphing is where I draw the line!

But graphing is where I draw the line.

They always ended up with X equals 10

A weapon of math destruction.