Trigonometry Puns

They always end up going off on a tangent.

It always makes me cosec tired

It's because I don't understand sine language.

I don’t know what his angle is.

I guess you could say that he sometimes goes off on a sin/cos

Just call out for your guardian angle.

But I reached my limit with Calculus.

I always go off on a tangent.

Looks like i have to cosine for a new car today!

Thank you for attending;

Tan Q for attending;

Sin Q/Cos Q for attending

Cos I can

Because it is full of sin

He has a sinecure.

I keep going off on a tangent.

you have to sine and cosine

It's all about finding exes.

I told him the Theta the universe depends on it.

And they only forgive sin but not cos or tan.

But graphing is where I draw the line!

Because they don’t like to sine.

There's pi(e) everywhere.

Because he didn't know sine language.

Me: "Have you ever taught calculus?" Him: "No, I haven't done calculus in 25 years." Me: "Well do you know how to derive?" Him: "Yeah but I don't like to drink and derive."

I have no idea what his angle is.

But calculus is where I reached my limit.