They're the ones that look like alge-bros.
I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.
When he retired, he bought a boat and named it Aftermath.
She was able to cosine.
She took the rhombus.
When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.
I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"
I said, "I don't see a problem here."
He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.
He substituted his wife for an ex.
His answer was p*eternal
He’s always looking for his x, and when he isn’t he’s asking y.
They must be plotting something
"If you have ten dollars and ask your dad for ten dollars, how many dollars do you have?"
A student replied, "10 dollars"
The teacher responds, "You don't know your maths, kiddo"
To which the student replies, "Well you don't know my dad"
Teacher: “If acceleration is constant, we get all these really nice formulas. If acceleration is not constant, the math gets messy.”
Me: “You might say that for ruining the math, it’s being a jerk.”
I just want to make a difference.
He is a real Mister Riemann.
They just keep giving you problems.
Gee, I’m a tree. (It sounds like geometry if you say it out loud).
I thought, that's a little odd.
A problem of Ex-pun-ential order
then he blew the lesson way out of proportion
Algorythm. (Algorithm)
Solved her problems with her pencil.
In his home was a protractor, a calculator, and ruler. He was arrested for carrying weapons of math instruction.
You use acute angle. However, I'm probably just being obtuse.
She really encouraged us to make a difference.
He must be plotting something.
But she never counted on me
NEIN!
How mean! If I had to sum it up, I would say that’s not the best mode to say that to me. Maybe they should try to factor in the student’s feelings when telling them they need to tell them they need to fix their grade. I told them to factor that in next time, but they just couldn’t see my logic.
Whenever she orders pie she never finishes.
This joke will never be repeated. It's irrational.
We were out and it went down like this.
Her: oh it is my math teacher!
Me: oh cool!
Her: I thought I recognized her but I wasn't sure
Me : and then you put 2 and 2 together?
Her : omg dad
It was a pretty funny tangent, though
Because they are deeply rooted in math.
I bet he must be plotting something.
u/UsedFloorMatt
Because they were looking for pi.
Ok I know this is bad but shut up
Dad: Easy! Next time, just tell your teacher I Don’t Give Two Shits.
Because she got on the rhombus.
He was just average.
How mean is that ?
I just think he's mean
She's definitely plotting something.
I think he's mean.
I think he's mean
