...would the calculator be considered a weapon of math destruction?
I think heβs plotting something
it just doesnβt add up
Cos -law
"A person always wins!"
They strive to be above average.
Noah let out all the animals. Two by two, they disembarked from the ark.
As Noah breathed a sigh of relief, the two snakes that were on the ark came up.
βNoah, Noah!β they cried. βCan you get us some logs?β
Noah, groaning, complied with the request.
Months pass. Noah is making some food in his home when the two snakes he gave logs return with their kids. A lot of them.
They ask, βCan you get us more logs?β
Noah, clearly pissed, says, βFine. But why the hell do you need logs to reproduce?β
The dad snake replies, βOh, weβre adders, we need logs to multiply.β
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
but I am 2Β² to tell you
They're the ones that look like alge-bros.
A Mathemachicken.
Bad parenthizing.
When he retired, he bought a boat and named it Aftermath.
Because they help with division.
A arithme-tick
But Iβm 2^2 to say it
A berry-able.
When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.
I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"
I said, "I don't see a problem here."
He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.
She was able to cosine.
He substituted his wife for an ex.
A calcu-gator
Apparently they enjoy dim sums in the morning
They had to denominator.
They were only doing takeaways.
I finally worked it out.
Because he wanted to make a skate bored!
I got it wrong on so many levels.
An old one I know, I just thought the punchline needed revision.
I just want to make a difference.
But Iβm 2Β² to tell it!
But I donβt want to square you
Boo-lean Algebra
"If you have ten dollars and ask your dad for ten dollars, how many dollars do you have?"
A student replied, "10 dollars"
The teacher responds, "You don't know your maths, kiddo"
To which the student replies, "Well you don't know my dad"
Long division
Teacher: βIf acceleration is constant, we get all these really nice formulas. If acceleration is not constant, the math gets messy.β
Me: βYou might say that for ruining the math, itβs being a jerk.β
Calculator.
They must be plotting something
Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
I'd have $7.20 right now.
Must have been discreet maths
But I'm 2Β² to say it.
Well, what can i say, kids his age are irrational
but I think he was just being hyperbolic
