A median and a mode walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs.
What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?
ba dum tss (sorry for the light mode)
"No Time To Die" movie is delayed. Thread goes full-pun mode
Wife (we both live in the US): I have to make sure my work phone is on do not disturb mode before bed so I don’t get email notifications from co-workers in our office in Europe.
Me: Sure, because when they send email, they don’t care if you’re up.
Sorry in advance, dark mode users!
To keep the virus away, I'm taking forever to open the door, refusing to change the temperature and only playing games in single player mode.
In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.
My favorite mode of pun. [OC]
What's a werewolf's favourite mode of transport?
I’m going to open an ice cream shop in Texas called *Remember the A La Mode*.
I'm trying to get broomstick to be a more popular mode of transport,
But that's just witchful thinking.
What is a dog's favorite mode of transportation?
What's an equestrian's favorite mode of transportation?
Just realized there’s a dark mode...
Ironically I’ve been in the dark about this the entire time.
Dark mode
https://preview.redd.it/anaea59h3u521.png?width=889&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ddc813155f6523141aea8e1da2359c5f1b93615
I turned on Airplane mode on my phone.
I threw my phone out of the window and it didn't fly.
They cheated us and instead of played sweet victory at the halftime show they played sicko mode
We were used and tricked, it makes me sick
Even though Math is a median of instruction, teachers can be really mean. Sometimes they enjoy students going into range mode.
What is a slugs favorite mode of transportation?
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
When it comes to Depeche Mode...
... I just can't get enough.
Sometimes I have to turn it off and enjoy the silence.
Flight Mode
I switched my phone to Flight Mode and it dragged me out of my seat
What is Harry Potter’s favourite mode of transportation?
Walking............... JK Rowling
Yo mama is so fat ,she takes selfies in panaromic mode
Until her phone runs out of battery
I put my phone on airplane mode yesterday...
...it didn’t fly well with my friends :(
Airplane Mode
http://madeofmistake.com/airplane-mode
I just put my cell phone on airplane mode
Biggest disappointment of my life. It didn't fly anywhere.
My mom went full dad mode
So there was a conversation going at the dinner table, and a friend of mom said "after such a heavy activity its usual we eat 2 plates each", in which my mom replied "in our house we leave plates alone and only eat the food on them"
What’s a pot dealer’s favorite mode of transportation?
A median and a mode walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”
A median and a mode walk into a bar...
The bartender says, “I’m glad you dumped your buddy. He’s mean.”
Why do programmers like dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs
A median and a mode walk into a bar.
Bartender: I’m glad you left your friend at home. He’s mean.
A median and a mode walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”
A median and a mode walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m glad you ditched your friend. He is mean.”
A median and a mode walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m glad you dumped your friend. He’s mean.”
What's a mathematician's favourite mode of transport?
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