Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...

Or just a low ha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckySPWN
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What invention allows us to see through walls?

Windows!

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Allow me to introduce myself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/raghav50w
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does Hawii allow loud laughs...

or just a-low-ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emily-Savage
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As a child, I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents didn't allow it.

They said the sky is the limit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPantaleon
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We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...

"...mountains peak!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.

This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer?

It’s a non-prophet organization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walrusgumbel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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A bar near me has an event once a week where a guy called Michael freely allows the customers to perform surgery on him...

It's an open Mike night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slatersays22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Allow me to colonize this place

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It's been done, thank you, have a great day. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepredictableone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.

Repeatedly shouting β€œLet that sink in!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciceromilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I just heard that the government has made an amendment to lockdown to allow Father Christmas out...

It's called the Santa Clause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
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In times like these, laughter is essential. I don't have much, but for the ever vigilant mod team and you, the subscribers of /r/DadJokes, please allow me to offer this open letter...

C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Did you hear that due to the high demand for toilet paper they are going to allow it to be used as currency?

They call it buttcoin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harrisbradley
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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A warden implemented a policy to only allow medical assistance to inmates that previously cooperated

They called it "Snitches get stitches"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherHoboBeard
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Microwaving a TV dinner without opening the package to allow steam to escape is the best way to cook it!

It will be bursting with flavor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Convertible pants to shorts really do allow you to change on the fly.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carlbuba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Why did your mom allow you to be exposed to preventable illnesses?

Because they're not Karen for you

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Guy walks into a bar with his dog and the bartender says β€œI’m sorry sir, we don’t allow dogs in here.” Guy says β€œThis is no ordinary dog. This dog can speak.”

Bartender says β€œSure... If you say so. Now please leave.”

Guy says, β€œNo really I can prove it.” *turns to dog * β€œDog, what is on top this building?” Dog goes β€œRoof.”

Bartender says β€œVery clever. Now I’ll ask you again: will you please leave?”

Guy goes β€œNo no seriously! Listen to this: Dog, what is the texture of sandpaper?” Dog goes β€œRuff.”

Bartender says β€œThis is the last time I’m going to tell you!”

Guy says β€œWait wait please. Dog who is the greatest baseball player of all time?” Dog replies β€œRuth”

Bartender: β€œGet out! I’m calling the authorities!”

Guy and dog leave.

Outside dog turns to guy and says β€œJeez. Maybe I should have said Barry Bonds.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schneckesweets
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?

The idea had its pros and cons.

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Step 1. Connect with a divine being. Step 2. Allow them to speak through you.

Step 3. Prophet.

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why does god allow my suffering
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amp3rsand_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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You dare pet me? Fine, owl allow it.
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Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?

hisllamaphobia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dogbirddog
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Why did the judge allow the proctologist’s testimony?

It was probative

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What do you call a boat that doesn't allow criticism?

A censor-ship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cat_Poker5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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My baseball team don't allow anyone to wear Adidas.

Three stripes and you're out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Why don't Italian picnics allow cornish snacks?

Because they're antipasti.

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My boss only allows bathroom breaks at designated times, and it is my turn to go now.

I don’t need this shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Allow me to introduce my Russian friend.

He's very Igor to meet you!

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Cinemark won't allow big bags into the theaters now

Good thing I have a couple of Twix up my sleeve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrxdr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Just a reminder for everyone to plan ahead and allow for extra time tomorrow

The internet is going to have more traffic than usual

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Allow me to tell you a joke about Nirvana

Nevermind

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Why do they allow snitches to fondle prostitutes?

Tit for tattle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
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Did you guys know North Korea only allows one drink size?

A Supreme Liter.

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A good friend of mine won't allow his name to be written down

Truly incredible

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2016
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Since /r/minecraft does not allow memes: Beats By Dr Dre imgur.com/fP939cn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/portablejim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2016
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Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in hawai

Or just a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJonesy007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or is it just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suktupbutterkup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or is it just a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Candidate_035
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii

Or a low-ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Golfcourseboi6969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii

or is it just.... A Low Ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HairlineGod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Do they allow loud laughing Hawaii..

Or is it just a low ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archiewalton09
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, Hey we don’t allow mushrooms in here.”

The mushroom says, β€œWhy not? I’m a fungi.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
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