The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...
Quick Update: The dime actually won the presidency!
With Trump gone from the presidency
hindsight really will be 2020.
Why will Republicans win the presidency?
How did Trump manage to turn all his horse shit into a presidency?
Because he’s a stable genius.
If Netflix did a documentary about the change in presidency in 2016, they should call it.....
Trump was asked about his thoughts on the previous presidency
He said it was an Obama-nation
JFK's presidency really went to his head.
What will the inauguration balls be like if Deez Nuts wins the presidency of the U.S. ?
In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again 🤔
They didn't like the President's breath.
So they gave him peach mints.
What do you call a president that has to do a lot of laundry?
Biden will NEVER, EVER be my president
because I live in Canada.
Why did the dime run for President?
Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?
What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?
The Russian president was spotted on the roof of a hotel.
At that point, he was truly Putin on the Ritz.
A president getting impeached twice?
That really trumps all the rest.
What do you call a president that you quickly turn off and on?
The campaign to elect Kamala Harris as Vice President
...was the most ex-pence-ive in history.
Twitter has gone too far! Now they're banning Mario for threatening the President.
Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.
American president
Why is the new President so old?
Hes been Biden his time
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
I wonder if there will be a term for a President who’s been impeached twice
At least I know there won’t be two terms!
What is president elect Joseph Robinette Biden going to do until January 20th?
Why are there so few pictures of the 16th President?
Because he was always a blinkin'
I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...
But that's just my own To Pence.
I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet
Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?
Why hasn’t Joe ran for president before?
What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?
If Joe biden becomes president,
the white house will become forbiden
I call these my Vice President Mike Pants.
If both President Trump and VP Pence died from Coronavirus...
... that would be unpresidented.
Is it appropriate to call a sitting president diaperdon?
I am really fed up with all the president name jokes.
I will just avoid reddit until christmas.
They should have gotten old bi den.
Why was the vice president great at music?
Because he had the algorithm.
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