In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again 🤔
What do you call a president that has to do a lot of laundry?
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
Biden will NEVER, EVER be my president
because I live in Canada.
Why did the dime run for President?
Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.
In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?
What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?
The Russian president was spotted on the roof of a hotel.
At that point, he was truly Putin on the Ritz.
A president getting impeached twice?
That really trumps all the rest.
The campaign to elect Kamala Harris as Vice President
...was the most ex-pence-ive in history.
What do you call a president that you quickly turn off and on?
American president
Why is the new President so old?
Hes been Biden his time
Twitter has gone too far! Now they're banning Mario for threatening the President.
Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
I wonder if there will be a term for a President who’s been impeached twice
At least I know there won’t be two terms!
What is president elect Joseph Robinette Biden going to do until January 20th?
Why are there so few pictures of the 16th President?
Because he was always a blinkin'
I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...
But that's just my own To Pence.
The 1st female vice-president!
America has really Kamalong way
I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet
Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?
Why hasn’t Joe ran for president before?
I call these my Vice President Mike Pants.
If Joe biden becomes president,
the white house will become forbiden
If both President Trump and VP Pence died from Coronavirus...
... that would be unpresidented.
Is it appropriate to call a sitting president diaperdon?
I am really fed up with all the president name jokes.
I will just avoid reddit until christmas.
They should have gotten old bi den.
Why was the vice president great at music?
Because he had the algorithm.
What agency does the president call upon when craving a late night snack?
Russian president.
Why does the Russian presidency stink?
Because Vladamir's pootin.
I always thought Joe already knew he was going to become president...
He was just Biden his time.
Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.
It's called Pence-a-cola.
Why did the president-elect wait so long before deciding to run for president?
He was just Biden his time
The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.
Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.
I've heard people say Joe is too old to be president..
...but I reckon he's just been Biden his time.
They were never going to let my president win this election
But I'm not mad. He'll drop an album or two and Kanye will be back in 4 years.
What's the difference between the President of Russia and a slice of cheese?
The president of Russia is no good for Putin on the Ritz.
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