Imam Puns

A list of puns related to "Imam"

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bloodbank.

The rabbit says: "I think i am a Type O."

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👤︎ u/gustavotherecliner
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do you call a muscular imam?

A protein sheikh!

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👤︎ u/The_Persian_Cat
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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A Priest, an Imam, and a Rabbit walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "I think there's a typo hare".

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👤︎ u/shyphotographerdude
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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An imam walks into a mosque and says "This must be a Sunni mosque"

"No Shiite"

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👤︎ u/bb-m
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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An Imam died from smoking a lot of weed.

I guess he was stoned to death.

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👤︎ u/Lil_Fell
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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What are a rabbi, a priest and an imam doing all together in the woods?

Just wondering.

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👤︎ u/flowt
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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So the Pope walks into a mosque...

and the Imam says 'Why the wrong faith?'

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👤︎ u/CpnCodpiece
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Apple should make a dating/hook-up app for Muslims...

...and call it iSlam.

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👤︎ u/necromancer9
📅︎ Dec 11 2013
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A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."

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👤︎ u/SnooRobots9182
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says “I think I might be a Type O”.

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👤︎ u/lez566
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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A priest, an Arab and a rabbit walk into a bar

The rabbit says “I think there is a typo”

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👤︎ u/berkel-is-a-madlad
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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