I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.
-Dad, what are you doing?
-Listening to AC/DC.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Do not wear headphones while vacuuming.
I just now vacuumed the whole house to discover the vacuum was not plugged in.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I had an idea at work to make headphones that have two right sides
They said it would be all right
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Noise-Cancelling Headphones
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︎ May 22 2020
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
I accidentally got rice in my headphone jack
Now all my music sounds Grainy
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︎ May 07 2019
Bread + Headphones: Breadphones. Well this isn't a pun it's a bun. (Sorry)
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︎ Jul 21 2019
I bought some noise cancelling headphones.
I thought people would find them annoying but so far I haven't heard any complaints.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
My sister needed help with her headphones
I gave her some sound advice.
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︎ Oct 25 2018
Today I found out whether headphones would get tangled up in a vacuum.
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︎ May 14 2018
When the lady found out the headphones were on sale...
It was music to her ears!
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︎ May 22 2019
What do you call wireless headphones you give to your kids?
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︎ Mar 28 2019
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︎ Dec 25 2017
What do you do with a headphones plugged into soda can?
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︎ Oct 02 2018
The iPhone has no headphone jack?
Apple: putting the 'rage' in 'courage'.
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︎ Sep 08 2016
Why does Dr. Dre make headphones?
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︎ Aug 15 2015
I asked my coworker for headphones.
He told me firstly his name isnt phones and secondly he wont give me head.
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︎ Sep 12 2018
I asked Black Panther what brand he likes his headphones
He said he's more of a Bose man himself
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︎ May 07 2018
My friend was trying to stick his headphones into a tangerine...
But it was only compatible with Apple
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︎ May 02 2017
My left speaker of my headphone stopped working
I guess now I have the right headphone
EDIT: Stole it from friends twitter after informing them.
http://i.imgur.com/YXOUvUH.png
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︎ Oct 03 2016
My Headphones still worked after I accidentally washed them
Once I told my dad he replied "Wow, I bet there's cleaner sound too!"
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︎ Aug 19 2017
My Headphones
My headphones are gone. Somebody must have JACKED them.
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︎ Aug 07 2016
What are a hipster's favorite headphones?
Beets, they were listening to them when they were still underground.
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︎ Jul 22 2016
I love listening to 90's rock on my Dr. Dre headphones!
It really Beats the Alternative!
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︎ Mar 17 2015
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
What do you call a lizard with headphones?
Anything, it canβt hear you.
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︎ Apr 12 2019
I bought some noise cancelling headphones.
I thought people would find them annoying but so far I haven't heard any complaints.
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︎ Jun 21 2019
I bought some noise cancelling headphones
I thought people would find them annoying but so far I haven't heard any complaints.
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︎ May 29 2019
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