Last time I chnecked neck puns weren't a thing. Neckst time I hear a neck pun I will wrneck you with my bioneckology.
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︎ Nov 24 2018
This bloke said to me: βIβm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.β
I said: βIs that a fret?'
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︎ Apr 07 2021
When someone calls you a pain in the neck..
They really mean youβre a pain in the assophagus
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why did the wizardβs wife have hickeys on her neck?
Because he was a neck-romancer.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Someone said they would bash me with the neck of their guitar
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Why do vampires bite people's necks to turn them undead?
Because they're neck romancers.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
My friend was worried about hitting all the bars on his guitar neck at his recital...
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Last year wasn't much fun having a broken neck injury..
.. but at least now, I can look back and laugh.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Neck pain
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Did you know that newborns have weak necks and need to have their heads supported?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I got into this huge fight with my chiropractor half way through my neck massage.
Now I have to keep looking over my shoulder.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
It took me a long time to recover from my broken neck
but afterwards, I never looked back.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I recently bought my only Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
It wasnβt much fun when I broke my neck in an accident a few months ago.
But now I can look back and laugh.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I cricked my neck a few weeks ago and itβs changed my life forever.
I havenβt looked back since
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Why is a giraffeβs neck so long?
Because itβs head is so far away from itβs body.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I was going to get a face tattoo but decided to get a neck tattoo instead.
I guess Iβll have to work my way up to it.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Why do giraffes have long necks?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.
The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Please vote here: When a prince ties fabric around his neck, is it a scarf, cravat or an ascot?
Voting has ended. It's a tie.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I found out recently that itβs very common for Clowns to suffer from bad necks.
I guess itβs because they always sleep funny.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
A man with a guitar walked up to me and said that he had a case of writers block.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
My guitar neck got nervous
I said βdonβt fretβ
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Where don't you want to find a pearl?
In your lovers clam!
Inspired by the Jolly Rancher story.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
My doctor bit my neck and tried to give me a hickey.
1 star review for Dr. Acula
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I had a neck brace fitted years ago...
And I've never looked back since
Edit: spelling
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Gravity Falls has the best puns
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I'm sticking my neck out on this one
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Someone wanted to fight about whether I was wearing a neck-tie or a cravat.
I donβt know who was right, either way my ascot kicked.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
What do you call a dinosaur with a cramped neck?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
I hate going to the doctor because all he does is suck blood from my neck.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Where do you find the best neck accessories?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I need some giraffe puns!
Hi, everyone! A while back, I won a large stuffed giraffe in a contest, and it's just been sitting in my basement ever since. However, I've decided to use it to ask a girl to prom. My friends all know me as the resident pun aficionado, so I figured writing out a cute way of asking alongside it would work well. I'm struggling to come up with something, so I was wondering if you guys had any quality giraffe or neck puns I could use. Thanks in advance!
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︎ Mar 09 2015
Was in a bar when this guy said to me, βIβm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar!β I shot back...
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︎ Mar 29 2021
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him is that a Fret!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Do you know why giraffes necks are so long?
Because their head is so far from their body
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.
I said, βIs that a fret?β
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Because its head is so far from its body.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Why is a giraffes neck so long?
Because its head is so far from its body...
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Last year it certainly wasn't much fun having a broken neck.
But now I can look back and laugh.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Why is a giraffes neck so long?
because their head is really far away from their body
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︎ Sep 28 2020
It was no fun when I sprained my neck in a car accident a few months ago.
But now I can look back and laugh.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Some guy just threatened to attack me with a neck of a guitar.
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