my wife's long con

Not exactly a dadjoke, but she learned from the best.

So, it was last sunday and we did a family trip to the zoo with the whole family. Now our kids are 3 1/2 and 1/2 and we named them after strong animals, think "Leoni" (the Lioness) and "Falc" (the Falcon), not exactly those names, but you get the gist. We decided about our daughter's name about 4 years ago.

While we were standing at the entrance queue, my wife gently stroked our daughter's hair, lifted up our son, placing a kiss on his forehead, looked at me smiling and said:

"I have been waiting for this so long!"

"Uhm, to stand in line at the zoo?"

"No, honey, to .... take our zoo to the zoo!"

*groan*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Horst665
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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My 3-year-old got me good this morning.

He was going in to give his baby sister a kiss, but they've both been sick lately, so I said "Just on the forehead, buddy," to which he responded, "No, one head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pretzelzetzel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2014
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Lying in bed with my girl

All romantic, very lovely, stealing kisses here and there.

Her cell phone is just within arm's reach, so I pause the making out and gently place the phone on her forehead, and I whisper…

"Headphones."

And then she vibrate-laughed for like ten minutes.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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