A Penny shaved is a Penny urned.
I got them all cut
I really go balls to the Wahl
It’s called “Curl Up & Dye”.
That’s because today is a good day to dye!
Because, they use honeycombs.
I find it’s a bit of a grey area.
A barboretum
a parentally knot.
Because he conditioned it.
Toupee was already taken
In a bun
I really should’ve just waited for a blowout sale
But really, it just smells like teen spirit.
but recently it grew on me
I'm dreading it
A barberqueue
When they try to correct me that it's actually "tomaato tomeyto," I retort with, "potaato poteyto!"
A platypus
(From my 4 year old daughter while I did her hair this morning)
🔈🔉🔊 📣HAAAAIIIIIR📣
That night, I had a brush with death.
She looked at me and replied "your eyesight is damn near perfect."
Sorry, we don’t do that round hair.
A small price toupee.
The baa baa shop.
I thought, "This is a shit barber queue."
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
Because they use a honey comb!
So the rope goes outside and thinks for a minute. He twists himself up and messes up his hair and goes back in.
“Hey ain’t you that rope I just kicked outta here?” “Nope. I’m a frayed knot”
Chocolate chip wookiee
Guess you could say I’m feeling a little blue
But then it grew on me.
