I'm finally replacing my old wireless router...

It's on its last lag...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I bought my wife one of them new wireless mouse chargers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErockLobster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What do you call a confused wireless connection?

Why-Fi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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My wireless keyboard isn't working

I guess I need to re-pair it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Wife: I think I’ll switch to wireless bras.

Me: Whoa! I would need a password now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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If you like sweet things you are a sweet tooth. If you like wireless things what are you?

A bluetooth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What do you call wireless headphones you give to your kids?

Heirpods

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fenix17933
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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If a bear had wireless earbuds

Would they be called bearpods

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Croccodoggo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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What do Russians who don’t have wireless use?

Ethernyet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frydadplus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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I've been working on a wireless pancake maker.

I'm having battery issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoast
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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"How can you fix a wireless mouse problem?"

"You get yourself a wireless cat."

source: From a helpdesk trainer I worked with. It's still dadjoke quality though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GarlicNachos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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My dad, /every/ time he gets one of those wireless card readers to pay for bills at restaurants:

takes reader from waitress and holds to ear

"Hello?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/telswood
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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Really disappointed by lack of diversity in LG

I just visited their wireless section and didn't see a single LG BT device

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MordaBest
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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The only birthday gift I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I find that very hard to deal with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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My husband suggested we get a repeater to improve our router signal...

Me: A what?

Him: A repeater.

Me: dramatic eyebrow wiggling with shit eating grin

Him: Oh my god.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misscharl0tte
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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My stepdaughter needed the WiFi password for her friend. I didn't hear back after I replied.

http://www.imgur.com/yr1AUu2.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/towehaal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2015
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Do airpods work in space?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzy_kills27
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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What do you call a three legged dalmation who provides free internet.

A wireless hop-spot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManChildMusician
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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The best music playing devices have wires.

Wireless devices often sound chord-less.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I’m not going bald...

...I’m with the times, and going wireless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b8410
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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What do you call a robotic dog, that take commands through bluetooth?

Rott-wireless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snakegear50
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Went to Victoria Secret with my wife over the weekend.

She walked away when I asked the sales assistant what the download speed was on the wireless bras.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bp1108
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2016
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I tried to understand the communication gap between my teenage kid, and I.

I couldn't. Unfortunately, wireless technology is far too advanced for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imakemoopoints
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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I'm new here so I dunno how this net works.

Fell in love with the wireless at my house. It's like the Wifi never had

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_humourme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2015
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Looking for a place to eat?

Me: "What about this shopping center? Its got a Waffle House, a sushi place, a burger place and a Verizon wireless. "

Wife: "What would we get at the Verizon store? "

Me: "Not alot. They charge by the byte."

Groans were had, but I couldn't stop smiling for the rest of lunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Build_and_Break
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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When paying a restaurant bill using credit card...
  • Wait until they bring the credit card machine thing over.

  • Keep card in wallet.

  • Put machine to ear.

  • "Hello? Hello?? It's for you..."

  • Hand 'phone' to waiter.

  • Watch everyone groan/reach into pockets for extra tip money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermacheath
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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So the wife is shopping for a bra in Target...

Wife: I'm looking for a wireless nursing bra. Help me find one.

Me: So you want something that comes with WiFi?

Wife: Go wait in the car...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TastesLikeCashew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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Talking to my dad about ALOHA-NET

I'm currently taking a course in computer communication, and explained some of the history of the internet and networking in general with my parents.

When I got to the part about wireless connections, I mentioned that the first wireless data network was the ALOHA-NET, which was developed on the Hawaii islands.

Dad was quiet for a few seconds, and then said with a smile:

"Is that why it's called HawaiiFi?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeisterKarl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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Dad dropped this one on me last week

We were walking towards the car and passed some road works where I couldn't really see what they were doing, there was just a ditch being dug with no tubes or cables in sight. I asked him what he thought they were placing, his response "Well obviously they're laying the new wireless internet"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allyoucanteat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2014
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I'm finally replacing my old wireless router...

It's on its last lag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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