Like two peas in a (dolphin) pod
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👤︎ u/bo_veytia
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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What do you call two peas in a pod?

Peepee

(Rough one but I just used it on my kids and they laughed)

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👤︎ u/jtp_5000
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?

It had to wear a pod cast.

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📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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My wife said our kids were like two peas in a pod.

I said there's only one "p" in pod.

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📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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I used to work at a store that put the teas on the same shelf as the pea pods.

Whenever someone asked where the butterfly pea flower tea was, we would say, “Blue tea is in the aisle of the pea holder.”

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👤︎ u/TomSFox
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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Immortals from the movie Highlander get along like peas in a pod.

There can be only one.

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📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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Finally achieved world peas
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👤︎ u/smaxx21
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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Looking for a play on the word Pod for a team name
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📅︎ Feb 03 2015
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Shucking Peas with my Dad 10 Seconds Ago

One pea falls out of the pod onto the ground......

Dad: "Oh look! an escapee!"

Mom and I groan....

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📅︎ Jul 20 2014
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My dad said this at supper

My dad said "I forgot I had pee in my pants" and pulled a handful of pea pods out of his pocket.

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📅︎ Sep 16 2013
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My dad while eating soup...

Upon noticing that my sister picked out all of her vegetables in her chicken noodle soup, I asked her about her disgust for a certain pod fruit.

My dad leaned in and said "come on girl, give peas a chance!"

Yeah. A classic.

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📅︎ Jan 08 2015
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We get along like two peas in a pod.

There can be only one.

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📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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