Like two peas in a (dolphin) pod
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bo_veytia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What are sentient pea pods called?

Peas of mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonda66
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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There's a new musical out called "The Mystery of Tide Pods"

Apparently it's a Soap Opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What do you call two peas in a pod?

Peepee

(Rough one but I just used it on my kids and they laughed)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtp_5000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?

Annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods

But its harder to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?

It had to wear a pod cast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanlonRazor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..

I was the best camera man they ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeastWhiteKid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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If a group of whales is called a pod

Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An_Arrogant_Ass
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Getting ladies to stop eating Tide pods was relatively easy.

But for whatever reason, it was much more difficult to deter gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Pod racing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jothebest75
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I use to be addicted to tide pods.

But I'm clean now.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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A pod of porpoises moved into the harbor near my town. So, me and my friends decided to go camping on the beach to check it out. We brought beer for us and some raw fish to feed the pod. Everybody had a great time. You could say it was a party

for all in tents and porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackFunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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POD racing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wobbleys
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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It’s easier to deter ladies from eating tide pods reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I used to work at a store that put the teas on the same shelf as the pea pods.

Whenever someone asked where the butterfly pea flower tea was, we would say, β€œBlue tea is in the aisle of the pea holder.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomSFox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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What do you call a place that sells Juuls and Juul pods: a Juulery store
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ladrolash
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Inktober Day 12: A Whale Pod!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClockworkBomb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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It’s easy to prevent women from eating tide pods reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaPenguinMann
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I was addicted to Tide Pods

I’m clean now

(Edit: grammar)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IvisTheTerrible
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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If I make a new and improved fishing lure and name it the pod, will people using it be pod casters?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatCoconut
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Anyone able to suggest any diet tide pods?

I'm washing my figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shwoople
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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Don't eat tide pods

No lye, it's a bad idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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Immortals from the movie Highlander get along like peas in a pod.

There can be only one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Probably not very many women are doing the tide pod challenge

But it's a lot more difficult to deter gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chopchopchops
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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What do you get when you stack a camera on top of 3 Tide pods?

A tripod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8greengorilla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Looking for a play on the word Pod for a team name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricbertymorytinez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2015
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I think this whole tide pod thing is going to really come to a head in a couple of months, do watch out...

...beware the Tides of March.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mish106
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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What do you call a space-pod you can put yourself in?

An Ipod

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nipixel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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These seed pods that our daughter keeps tripping on suck!!

Me: yeah, they really are the pits!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foflexity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boomkiller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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It’s easy to deter ladies from eating tide pods

But it’s more difficult to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qscjkudc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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It is easy to stop ladies from eating tide pods

But it's hard to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A1B1D1U1L1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I used to be addicted to Tide Pods,

But now I'm clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinhmatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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It’s easy to prevent women from eating tide pods

But it’s harder to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrowerNotAShower2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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It’s easy to deter the ladies from eating tide pods but...

it’s more difficult to deter...gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luciferintite
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods

It's more difficult to deter gents though

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Did you know it's easy to teach girls not to eat tide pods?

It's much harder to deter gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewabarrelrole
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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We get along like two peas in a pod.

There can be only one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyBeyond
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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It’s easier to prevent ladies from eating Tide Pods

It’s harder to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaizersozen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Is eating Tide Pods considered "clean eating"?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gilly8885
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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