I meant to cross post it but I donβt know why I cannot cross post so here is the screenshot version
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Why didnβt the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
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︎ May 06 2021
My cross-eyed wife and I got a divorce.
I found out she was seeing someone on the side
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︎ May 08 2021
Why did the lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride
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︎ Apr 25 2021
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
If you come to a line of cats, why do you have to pay to cross it?
Because it's a feline.
My family doesn't appreciate my humor.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What do you get when you cross a potato with a penis?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To say βhelloβ from the other side.
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︎ May 08 2021
What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Why did the disappointed chicken cross the road
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Why did the crab cross the road?
He wanted to go on another sidewalk.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Why did the goldfish π cross the street.
It did not because it can't walk.
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︎ May 09 2021
How did the Romans make sure they nailed Jesus to the cross in exactly the right place?
they drilled a Pilate hole.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What do you get if you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros
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︎ Mar 31 2021
My mates got cross with me for going on and on about how fun it is to drive stick. They suggested changing the subject.
I told them that I would shift as best I could...
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What do you get when you cross a Vegetable Patch with a Dinosaur?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What do you get if you cross elephant dung and a pygmy?
A little shit about 3 ft. tall
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︎ May 05 2021
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the squirrel it can be done
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︎ Apr 28 2021
What do you call a cross between a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
The chicken hadn't evolved yet.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
The perfect place to cross.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car. I bet you didnβt see that one coming!
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What do you get when you cross an Agnostic, and Insomniac, and a Dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a doG!
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︎ Apr 05 2021
What do you get when you cross an Amish man with an octopus?
I don't know either but it sure can pick corn!!
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Why did the chicken cross the PowerPoint?
To get to the other slide
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What do you get when you cross a puzzle with another puzzle?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I donβt know, but the road was fuming!
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because dogs were chasing it.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
First time my dad took me to church I noticed there was a lady disrobing dolls and putting the clothes on a small cross. I asked my dad what she was doing.
He said "Oh that's just a cross dresser..."
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovahβs Witness?
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chickens weren't around
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Atlantic ocean?
Halfway there.
*Too soon?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What do you get if you cross a goose with a cow?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Why did the Hippie cross the road?
Cause he was on a road trip.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Why did the lion cross the road?
Because there was a zebra crossing
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Why did the pelt thief cross the road?
To get to the otherβs hide.
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︎ Mar 13 2021
What do get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
There's a lot of different ways to depict Jesus, but I always think of him up on the cross
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︎ Mar 08 2021
3 Mexicans tried to cross the border,but only 2 got through.Why?
There was a sign that said no tres passing.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
What do you call a cross between a centipede and a parrot?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side γ·οΈ
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Why didn't the otter cross the road?
He chickened out.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Otter side.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
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