Crossfit Puns

A list of puns related to "Crossfit"

Skull and CrossFit
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👤︎ u/EagleGames
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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The Invention of CrossFit (33 AD)
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👤︎ u/Kingkruti
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Is that a type of crossfit?
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👤︎ u/Steefvun
📅︎ May 24 2019
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What do you call a dinosaur that’s does too much CrossFit ?

A MegaSOREus Rex !

My daughter hit me with this one this am on the way to school !

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👤︎ u/WinterDad32
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What did the T. rex day after CrossFit class?

Dino sore.

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👤︎ u/Jayrandomer
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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Little know fact - Jesus was fully prepared to be crucified.

He was cross-training.

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Apr 05 2021
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How did Jesus get his physique?

Crossfit

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👤︎ u/Dantr1x
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why does God look so ripped on all paintings?

Because he was the body builder.

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👤︎ u/BrazilBazil
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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What was Jesus’ favorite exercise routine?

Crossfit

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👤︎ u/wiseoldmeme
📅︎ May 20 2020
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Why can't Jesus play centre-back?

He's not too good at dealing with crosses.

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👤︎ u/ReluctantGoalkeeper
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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Most of the things Jesus did are very well known, but I haven't seen people mentioning that he was also a pioneer in sports

I mean, he was doing CrossFit almost 2000 years before it became popular!

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👤︎ u/Heskeyberg
📅︎ May 04 2020
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How do priests stay fit?

They do CrossFit

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👤︎ u/Nikky_Saw
📅︎ May 20 2020
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What is Jesus’s favorite workout?

Crossfit

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👤︎ u/sprice-3
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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Why was the Catholic priest so fit?

He exorcised.

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👤︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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I said this one to my wife and almost got slapped

What is a Christians favorite workout routine?

Crossfit

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👤︎ u/Firecracker048
📅︎ Feb 11 2015
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What does Jesus favorite sport...

Crossfit....

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👤︎ u/CharCharlesH
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why is Jesus so healthy?

He does crossfit

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👤︎ u/YeetmyMeat234
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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How did Jesus stay so fit?

CrossFit

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👤︎ u/karmaniak
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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Why was Jesus so ripped ?

He did Crossfit.

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👤︎ u/Wakanda4eva4eva
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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Why was Jesus so muscular?

Crossfit

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👤︎ u/Hot-d0g-Water
📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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Why was Jesus so ripped?

He did CrossFit

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👤︎ u/zortor
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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