Did I tell you guys about the cross-eyed teacher?

She couldn’t control her pupils.

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My vet picked up my dog, looked at him and confirmed that he was cross-eyed and that he had to be put down.

Confused and upset, I asked why.

The vet advised he was too heavy to hold any longer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I’m starting to lose trust in the cross eyed girl I’m dating.

I think she’s seeing other people on the side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleSunCraze
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce.

I found out she was seeing someone on the side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funwiwu2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I decided to divorce my cross eyed wife

We didn't see eye to eye and I think she was seeing someone on the side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWulf360
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Cross eyed crazy lady
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinfastjohny
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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So I divorced my cross-eyed wife...

We didn’t see eye to eye.

I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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A man brings his Rottweiler into the vet. β€œMy dog is cross-eyed is there anything you can do for him?”

β€œWell,” the vet says, β€œLet’s have a look at him.” The vet picks up the dog and looks into his eyes. After a few second the he says, β€œI’m afraid I’m going to have to put him down.”

The shocked owner replies, β€œwhat?! Because he’s cross-eyed?!”

β€œNo, because he’s heavy.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueholeload
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What did the cross-eyed teacher say to the Dean?

I can’t control my pupils!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FisforBigOof
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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MY buddy used to date a cross eyed girl until

he found out she was seeing someone on the side

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What do you call a cross-eyed bison that won't eat wheat?

A silly yak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who got fired?

He couldn’t control his pupils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiIIOurDemons
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I once went on a date with a cross eyed girl

It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mudgestar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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My last relationship, which was with a cross eyed girl ended.

Because she kept seeing someone else on the side

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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So I wanted to ask this cross-eyed girl out

She said "Sorry, I'm seeing someone else"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Did you hear what happened to the cross eyed circumcision surgeon?

He got the sack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slickmink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Do you know why cross-eyed teachers don't have much educational success?

Because they can't control their pupils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cubesnack
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2017
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"Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?"

"She had trouble controlling her pupils." Cue dad laughing his way upstairs and me trying not to laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frodude32
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2013
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?

He couldn't control his pupils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mojo884ever
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher

He couldn't control his pupils

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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I just divorced my wife but not because she was cross-eyed.

I found out that she was seeing someone on the side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Can a cross eyed teacher control his pupils?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SMsyrris
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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My buddy used to date a cross-eyed girl

Then he found out she was seeing someone on the side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g1ver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?

She had trouble controlling her pupils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebut38
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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Why was the teacher always cross eyed?

Because she had bad pupils

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bailey--
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Why was the cross eyed teacher so bad?

He couldn't control his pupils

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bushrangers82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

You can't control your pupils

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datboifritz113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Why was the cross eyed teacher so bad?

He couldn't control his pupils

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bushrangers82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?

He couldn't control his pupils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmcbacon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2013
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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilNilmo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2016
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?

She lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeanshanchik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2016
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I had a cross-eyed professor once.

He couldn't control his pupils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N-Slash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?

He got fired because he couldn't keep his pupils straight!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blazichicken
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2013
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