A list of puns related to "Cross Eyed"
She couldnβt control her pupils.
Confused and upset, I asked why.
The vet advised he was too heavy to hold any longer.
I think sheβs seeing other people on the side.
I found out she was seeing someone on the side
We didn't see eye to eye and I think she was seeing someone on the side.
We didnβt see eye to eye.
I also found out she was seeing someone on the side.
βWell,β the vet says, βLetβs have a look at him.β The vet picks up the dog and looks into his eyes. After a few second the he says, βIβm afraid Iβm going to have to put him down.β
The shocked owner replies, βwhat?! Because heβs cross-eyed?!β
βNo, because heβs heavy.β
I canβt control my pupils!
he found out she was seeing someone on the side
A silly yak
He couldnβt control his pupils.
It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time
Because she kept seeing someone else on the side
She said "Sorry, I'm seeing someone else"
They can't control their pupils.
He got the sack.
Because they can't control their pupils.
"She had trouble controlling her pupils." Cue dad laughing his way upstairs and me trying not to laugh.
He couldn't control his pupils.
He couldn't control his pupils
I found out that she was seeing someone on the side.
Then he found out she was seeing someone on the side.
She had trouble controlling her pupils.
Because she had bad pupils
He couldn't control his pupils
You can't control your pupils
He couldn't control his pupils
He couldn't control his pupils.
They can't control their pupils.
She lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.
He couldn't control his pupils.
He got fired because he couldn't keep his pupils straight!
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