Eye Surgery Puns

A list of puns related to "Eye Surgery"

I recently had an eye surgery

It was an eye-opening experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jungle10000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Someone recently came back from surgery after an accident with their eye. They got a new eye and a mechanical cover that can shine light while covering the eye

The doctors called it eyeLEDs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TestSubject_02
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted

It’s my 2020 vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthMaster7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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I had laser eye surgery the other day.

I left very disappointed but at least i don't have to wear glasses anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDMskater04
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Pro tip: wait until next year to get lasik or other corrective eye surgery

so you can have 2020 vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sakibug
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Never let a urologist perform laser eye surgery on you

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You might end up cock eyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sumguywithkids
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Got really bad eyesight, but at the end of this year I’ll get eye surgery to improve my vision, so hopefully next year it will be...

2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frankaydoodl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Laser eye surgery is a scam and should be avoided at all costs.

I had the procedure done 10 years ago, and I STILL can’t shoot laser beams from my eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plmcalli
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Superman using his eye lasers for laser eye surgery...

How eye-ronic would that be?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshandthewolf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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My friend is going to have an eye surgery next week

She is not looking forward to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lowercase__t
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Have you heard about the Japanese parents who got surgery to Americanize their eyes?

When the awoke, they were disoriented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slidshocking_Krow
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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My friend told me that he's terrified of his Laser eye surgery tomorrow

I told him to wait and see

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildezgaming
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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My dog just had laser-eye surgery imgur.com/HFryS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tzippy84
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2013
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My wife just told me she's worried about a friend whose daughter is getting surgery for her lazy eye.

I said "Yeah, fortunately our kids' eyes have strong work ethics."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peenoid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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I don't really remember the week after my eye surgery...

...it was all kind of a blur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeffj911
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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Laser eye surgery changed my life.

It was a visionary idea to create such cutting edge technology.

It made life a sight for sore eyes. I now see things clearly for what they are.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DennBay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2013
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I left my wife after she had eye surgery

I couldn't believe it... she started seeing new men straight away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batz_lyf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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Eye surgery and birds.

Girlfriends mom had eye surgery for her cataracts today, she has to wear an eye patch until it heals.

Nurse to girlfriends dad: "So you're giving her a ride home today?"

Girlfriends dad: "Yeah, I couldn't find a parrot to give her directions."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AarBearRAWR
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2014
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My laser eye surgery is tomorrow...

Very excited to have laser eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owlgrandecity
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2014
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