Laser surgery Puns

A list of puns related to "Laser surgery"

My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted

It’s my 2020 vision

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👤︎ u/AnthMaster7
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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I had laser eye surgery the other day.

I left very disappointed but at least i don't have to wear glasses anymore.

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👤︎ u/JDMskater04
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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Never let a urologist perform laser eye surgery on you

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You might end up cock eyed.

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👤︎ u/sumguywithkids
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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Laser eye surgery is a scam and should be avoided at all costs.

I had the procedure done 10 years ago, and I STILL can’t shoot laser beams from my eyes!

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👤︎ u/plmcalli
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Superman using his eye lasers for laser eye surgery...

How eye-ronic would that be?

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👤︎ u/joshandthewolf
📅︎ Nov 11 2018
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My friend told me that he's terrified of his Laser eye surgery tomorrow

I told him to wait and see

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👤︎ u/wildezgaming
📅︎ Apr 10 2018
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My dog just had laser-eye surgery imgur.com/HFryS
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👤︎ u/tzippy84
📅︎ Jan 14 2013
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Laser eye surgery changed my life.

It was a visionary idea to create such cutting edge technology.

It made life a sight for sore eyes. I now see things clearly for what they are.

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👤︎ u/DennBay
📅︎ Jul 30 2013
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My laser eye surgery is tomorrow...

Very excited to have laser eyes.

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👤︎ u/owlgrandecity
📅︎ May 24 2014
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