I used to have a talking laser printer!

But I got rid of it, I didn't like it's toner voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?

Lazy.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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When you fire a Laser gun

https://imgur.com/gallery/TMpi7zN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaymonDGYC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Laser cut, by me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KraSop16
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?

OK boomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted

It’s my 2020 vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthMaster7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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I had laser eye surgery the other day.

I left very disappointed but at least i don't have to wear glasses anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDMskater04
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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I was at this electronic music concert and the performer started playing a laser harp.

It was pretty Jarreing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Laser pointer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JIM45954
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Never let a urologist perform laser eye surgery on you

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You might end up cock eyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sumguywithkids
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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What do laser guns and churches have in common?

Pews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paxman2205
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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There’s a robot that used a laser to gather information about birds.

It Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_PROkofiev_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Laser eye surgery is a scam and should be avoided at all costs.

I had the procedure done 10 years ago, and I STILL can’t shoot laser beams from my eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plmcalli
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I have just been firing my laser gun in a church.

Pew! Pew! Pew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pedantichrist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Can you believe how far technology has come?! Now doctors can use lasers to enable you to see into the future!

Mine just told me after my surgery I'll have 2020 vision!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SvNOrigami
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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A laser and a microwave got into an argument about who was better at warming things up.

I heard it got pretty heated.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Superman using his eye lasers for laser eye surgery...

How eye-ronic would that be?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshandthewolf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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I tried to pick up the navy's new mounted laser turret but it weighed more than a ton.

I thought a laser would be light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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My dog just had laser-eye surgery imgur.com/HFryS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tzippy84
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2013
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My friend told me that he's terrified of his Laser eye surgery tomorrow

I told him to wait and see

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildezgaming
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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Laser eye surgery changed my life.

It was a visionary idea to create such cutting edge technology.

It made life a sight for sore eyes. I now see things clearly for what they are.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DennBay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2013
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Did you hear about the military's new laser weapon?

It uses ultraviolent light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paul_senzee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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The people that invented laser diamond cutting are addicted to crystal math
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amishrakefight1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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What do laser guns and churches have in common?

Pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue__Wind
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
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What sound does a laser gun at church make?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumboshrimp4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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How is a church like a laser gun?

Pew! Pew! Pew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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My laser eye surgery is tomorrow...

Very excited to have laser eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owlgrandecity
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2014
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