What's a LASIK doctor's favorite year?

2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maneatingrabbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I’m saving up to finally get LASIK on my eyes next year.

It’s my 2020 goal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KR1S18
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Pro tip: wait until next year to get lasik or other corrective eye surgery

so you can have 2020 vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sakibug
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Did you hear about the LASIK patient that ended up getting an unexpected two for one discount on their surgery?

It was an eye deal situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlainPup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I had Lasik surgery yesterday

It was an eye opening experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainMelonHead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2015
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I'm going to get LASIK surgery done next year

I'm looking forward to 2020 vision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan-Quixote
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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My corneas are not thick enough for a LASIK surgery

"Not on the thin eyes." The surgeon said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MogolianShrimp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I just had Lasik corrective surgery.

During the consultation on Saturday, my nervous wife accompanied me to learn more about the procedure. She got me pretty good when she said it was an "eye-opening experience."

Rest assured I didn't leave her the last word. After the procedure yesterday, I exited the operating room to find her waiting in a crowded lobby. She looked up at me, and I got her back with "Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisFRKNRogers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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I'm getting Lasik and I keep hearing that it might smell burnt cornea during the procedure, and my coworker says ...

"it'll smell like pop-cornea."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikiverse
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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I went on a date about two days after I got Lasik.

I told her it happened before hand, and when I saw her I said "Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeVampirate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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My Vet said our puppy requires supervision at all times.

I told him that I would be happy to consider LASIK, but wondered how it would help us potty train him?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyinDanskMen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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My dad said this after an eye appointment...

"I should be a teacher."

"Why?"

"Because my pupils are doing great!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComputerGeek1100
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2016
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If a dad jokes in the woods, but nobody is around...

While at work today, I was grabbing things to set a table. I was alone in the side-station and said out loud "do I need glasses?", then answered "not since I had LASIK" and laughed to myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2015
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