Lasik Puns

2020

It’s my 2020 goal.

so you can have 2020 vision

It was an eye deal situation

It was an eye opening experience.

I'm looking forward to 2020 vision.

"Not on the thin eyes." The surgeon said.

During the consultation on Saturday, my nervous wife accompanied me to learn more about the procedure. She got me pretty good when she said it was an "eye-opening experience."

Rest assured I didn't leave her the last word. After the procedure yesterday, I exited the operating room to find her waiting in a crowded lobby. She looked up at me, and I got her back with "Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes."

"it'll smell like pop-cornea."

I told her it happened before hand, and when I saw her I said "Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes!"

I told him that I would be happy to consider LASIK, but wondered how it would help us potty train him?

"I should be a teacher."

"Why?"

"Because my pupils are doing great!"

While at work today, I was grabbing things to set a table. I was alone in the side-station and said out loud "do I need glasses?", then answered "not since I had LASIK" and laughed to myself.