Botox Puns

Poke 'er face

Dad: Well your Mum won’t raise an eyebrow.

And nobody raises an eyebrow.

...will never make headlines

None of them seemed surprised

Like title says, during a commercial for Botox to treat migraines, the wife casually states.

"Psht, Migraines. I think it's all in their head."

She promptly received a high five.

I guess you could say the botox is Heidi-ing her expressions!

(I am not well liked at work today as I've been on form with terrible puns)

"I think it's not fair for people with botox to play poker." I married right.

... but nowadays, when someone gets Botox, nobody raises an eyebrow!

No one even raises an eyebrow

Now you mention Botox and no one even raises an eyebrow.

Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.

Now if you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow.

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody even raises an eyebrow.

Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Now when you mention Botox, no one even raises an eyebrow...

Now there's Botox and no one lifts an eyebrow

...but say, "botox" and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Nowadays if you talk about botox nobody raises an eyebrow.

Nowadays if you talk about Botox nobody raises an eyebrow

Mention Botox and nobody raises and eyebrow.