Why are they called Silicone buttock implants and not Hipocrisy?
      
      
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︎ May 27 2021
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
      One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
        
       
      
     
      My friend just bought breast implants made of Oak.
      It seems like that would be uncomfortable, wooden tit?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
        
       
      
     
      On the news: βnearly 29,000 women have their breast implants removed every yearβ
      Me, to my wife: βthatβs stupid. I would think most women only need to have them removed once!β
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︎ May 27 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Shouldnβt breast implants . . .
      
      
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︎ Jun 22 2020
        
       
      
     
      A dental implant is a device. Toothpaste can be blue.
      So if you have a dental implant, and brush with blue toothpaste, what do you call it?
A Bluetooth device.
Courtesy of my seven-year-old son, who is getting the hang of this pun thing.
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︎ May 18 2020
        
       
      
     
      
      
      
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︎ Jan 16 2020
        
       
      
     
      I was watching a documentary about a girl who got breast implants made of wood
      I thought to myself, that'd hurt, wooden tit?
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︎ Jan 13 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What happens when one of your butt implants deflates?
      
      
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︎ Sep 08 2019
        
       
      
     
      So... A woman got the first ever wooden breast implants yesterday
      it would of been funny if this joke had a punchline wooden tit
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︎ Feb 12 2015
        
       
      
     
      I was going to tell a joke about a woman who got a cedar breast implant. But that would be stupid
      
      
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︎ Nov 27 2019
        
       
      
     
      I've heard they can now make breast implants out of oak
      Surely that'd be really painful, wooden tit?
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︎ Aug 22 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What material are a clownβs breast implants made out of?
      
      
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︎ Jul 21 2018
        
       
      
     
      So I got new hair implants yesterday
      Didn't like them at first but they're starting to grow on me
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︎ Jun 28 2019
        
       
      
     
      Have you heard about the women that got oak breast implants?
      This joke would have been better with a punch line, wooden tit.
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︎ Dec 21 2018
        
       
      
     
      My wifeβs butt implants are completely lopsided.
      I told the surgeon he did a bad ass job.
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︎ Oct 22 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      My grandmother wanted to get breast implants.
      My grandfather said "Hell no, that's like putting a chandelier inside a haunted house."
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︎ Mar 04 2019
        
       
      
     
      Where do breast implants go to die?
      
      
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︎ Mar 30 2019
        
       
      
     
      I got a dental implant today
      It's like having a robot tooth. I've named it R2DTooth.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
        
       
      
     
      I saw an advertisement for tasteful hair implants.
      
      
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︎ Nov 01 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Found this in my phone from a while ago...trying to calm my friend's nerves about getting breast implants. (X post from r/texts) 
imgur.com/N7nfIlL
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︎ Oct 11 2013
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
      One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Jan 23 2021
        
       
      
     
      What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
      One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
        
       
      
     
      What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
      One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
      One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
        
       
      
     
      Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?
      One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
        
       
      
     
      What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?
      One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
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︎ Aug 30 2020
        
       
      
     
      Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?
      One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Oct 16 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
      One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
        
       
      
     
      What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
      One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
        
       
      
     
      Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
      Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
        
       
      
     
      What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
      One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
      One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ May 21 2019
        
       
      
     
      What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
      One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Aug 03 2019
        
       
      
     
      What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
      One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
        
       
      
     
      What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
      One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 19 2016
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
      Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Jul 08 2019
        
       
      
     
      What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.
      One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Apr 10 2018
        
       
      
     
      A joke about breast implants made from trees would be funny
      
      
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︎ Feb 19 2019
        
       
      
     
      What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
      One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Jul 31 2015
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Imagine if there were oak breast implants...
      That would be awful, wooden tit?
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︎ May 03 2019
        
       
      
     
      What is the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
      One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Jan 14 2019
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs the difference between an old transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
      One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Oct 20 2018
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
      Oneβs a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?
      Ones a crusty bus station
The other  is a busty crustacean
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︎ Nov 19 2017
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs the difference between a dirty transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
      One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Mar 30 2018
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with breast implants?
      Oneβs a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ May 08 2018
        
       
      
     
      A women got a wooden breast implant yesterday.... it would be a funny joke if this had a punch line...
      
      
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︎ Feb 11 2017
        
       
      
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