Why are they called Silicone buttock implants and not Hipocrisy?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mza299
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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My friend just bought breast implants made of Oak.

It seems like that would be uncomfortable, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Minnaloushe_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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On the news: β€œnearly 29,000 women have their breast implants removed every year”

Me, to my wife: β€œthat’s stupid. I would think most women only need to have them removed once!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Shouldn’t breast implants . . .

Be made of mammary foam?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomoz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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A dental implant is a device. Toothpaste can be blue.

So if you have a dental implant, and brush with blue toothpaste, what do you call it?

A Bluetooth device.

Courtesy of my seven-year-old son, who is getting the hang of this pun thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargolito
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I was watching a documentary about a girl who got breast implants made of wood

I thought to myself, that'd hurt, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edolas93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What happens when one of your butt implants deflates?

You're half assing it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigKnowledge34
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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So... A woman got the first ever wooden breast implants yesterday

it would of been funny if this joke had a punchline wooden tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drew442
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I was going to tell a joke about a woman who got a cedar breast implant. But that would be stupid

Wooden tit

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I've heard they can now make breast implants out of oak

Surely that'd be really painful, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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What material are a clown’s breast implants made out of?

SILLYcone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/svenguillotien
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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So I got new hair implants yesterday

Didn't like them at first but they're starting to grow on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bacon260998_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Have you heard about the women that got oak breast implants?

This joke would have been better with a punch line, wooden tit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbader64
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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My wife’s butt implants are completely lopsided.

I told the surgeon he did a bad ass job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyMidnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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My grandmother wanted to get breast implants.

My grandfather said "Hell no, that's like putting a chandelier inside a haunted house."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Where do breast implants go to die?

Silicon Valley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunkinfirst
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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I got a dental implant today

It's like having a robot tooth. I've named it R2DTooth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reefay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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I saw an advertisement for tasteful hair implants.

It was a shameless plug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaxis2113
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Found this in my phone from a while ago...trying to calm my friend's nerves about getting breast implants. (X post from r/texts) imgur.com/N7nfIlL
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2013
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatypusPajamas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazykitten
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nazykitten
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?

One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihasanali
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfdyl12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BornChris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conbeanaman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abernackle610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abbyrick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st0nedpigeon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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A joke about breast implants made from trees would be funny

Wouldn’t it

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/truth_artist
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Imagine if there were oak breast implants...

That would be awful, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevenoles017
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What is the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclerudy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What’s the difference between an old transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teraghor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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What’s the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarantulaPets
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station The other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dargonite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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What’s the difference between a dirty transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TinyDinoHugs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with breast implants?

One’s a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RTB779500
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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A women got a wooden breast implant yesterday.... it would be a funny joke if this had a punch line...

Wooden tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeestars
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