Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
My friend just bought breast implants made of Oak.
It seems like that would be uncomfortable, wooden tit?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
On the news: βnearly 29,000 women have their breast implants removed every yearβ
Me, to my wife: βthatβs stupid. I would think most women only need to have them removed once!β
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︎ May 27 2020
Shouldnβt breast implants . . .
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I was watching a documentary about a girl who got breast implants made of wood
I thought to myself, that'd hurt, wooden tit?
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︎ Jan 13 2020
I was going to tell a joke about a woman who got a cedar breast implant. But that would be stupid
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︎ Nov 27 2019
So... A woman got the first ever wooden breast implants yesterday
it would of been funny if this joke had a punchline wooden tit
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︎ Feb 12 2015
I've heard they can now make breast implants out of oak
Surely that'd be really painful, wooden tit?
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︎ Aug 22 2019
What material are a clownβs breast implants made out of?
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︎ Jul 21 2018
Have you heard about the women that got oak breast implants?
This joke would have been better with a punch line, wooden tit.
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︎ Dec 21 2018
My grandmother wanted to get breast implants.
My grandfather said "Hell no, that's like putting a chandelier inside a haunted house."
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Where do breast implants go to die?
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︎ Mar 30 2019
Found this in my phone from a while ago...trying to calm my friend's nerves about getting breast implants. (X post from r/texts)
imgur.com/N7nfIlL
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︎ Oct 11 2013
I thought about making a joke about a woman with a breast implant made out of wood...
But that would be in poor taste, wooden tit?
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︎ Aug 04 2017
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ May 21 2019
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Aug 03 2019
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Oct 19 2016
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Jul 08 2019
What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Apr 10 2018
A joke about breast implants made from trees would be funny
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︎ Feb 19 2019
Imagine if there were oak breast implants...
That would be awful, wooden tit?
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︎ May 03 2019
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Jul 31 2015
What is the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Jan 14 2019
Whatβs the difference between an old transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Oct 20 2018
Whatβs the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
Oneβs a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station
The other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Nov 19 2017
Whatβs the difference between a dirty transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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︎ Mar 30 2018
Whatβs the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with breast implants?
Oneβs a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ May 08 2018
A women got a wooden breast implant yesterday.... it would be a funny joke if this had a punch line...
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︎ Feb 11 2017
Whatβs the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and an old bus stop?
Ones a busty crustacean, the others a crusty bus-station.
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︎ Jan 09 2018
What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One of them is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Sep 18 2017
What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Sep 16 2017
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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︎ Aug 25 2017
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Sep 18 2016
What's the difference between a dirty, old bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ Sep 16 2017
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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︎ May 31 2017
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
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︎ Jun 24 2016
what's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
one is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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