Pacemaker Puns

A list of puns related to "Pacemaker"

What do you call a man with a pace maker and irritable bowel syndrome?

A gas electric hybrid.

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👤︎ u/zoolilba
📅︎ May 16 2015
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It is with a heavy heart I announce..

I have a lead pacemaker

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👤︎ u/carpadium
📅︎ Mar 09 2018
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Elderly dad dishes out a zinger at the hospital

This son wheels his 80+ year old dad into the pacemaker clinic and the nurse yells "HOW ARE YOU FEELING?" The dad reaches out his hand and whispers "with my fingers."

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👤︎ u/tmarshall07
📅︎ Jun 06 2014
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My dad's top 3 weird quotes/jokes
  1. Anytime anything rattles he says "that sounds like 2 skeletons making love in a biscuit tin."
  2. Any beeping, anywhere, ever, he grabs his chest and says "is that my pacemaker?"
  3. And the most awkward (he regularly says this) "I believe in sex, drugs and rock and roll... well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad." Then he sneers. Smugly. Every. Time.
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👤︎ u/IanWoansBatCave
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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