SPARE ME THE BOWLING PUNS
I bought some spare cheese
What did Jesus love to do in his spare time?
Does this deserve to be here?
I put all my spare cash into an origami business...
A man takes his seat at a football world cup final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.
MAN: "Who would ever miss the world cup final?"
GUY: "That was my wifes seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."
MAN: "That's terrible, but couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?"
GUY: "No...They are all at her Funeral!"
Why do atheists give away all their spare money ?
They're a non-prophet organization
Wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl...
“Didn't even know he played cricket" I replied
I was going to tell my friend a terrible bowling joke
I’ve got a spare in the trunk
Why don't ducks ever have spare change?
Wife is cooking "Im going to add this sage sparingly, because it's fresh sage, and the recipie calls for dried, so I don't how much to use."
So you're saying you need some sage advice?
Anyone want my spare Chopin board?
Doodle I drew in my spare time at work.
What do you call a Korean high school girl who flights crime in spare time?
Kimchi Possible, obviously
Why are overeaters often unable to spare you much time?
They usually have a lot on their plate.
I have this guy at my work and in his spare time he dips his balls in glitter.
Friend: *drops asparagus on the floor* Me: good thing we’ve got a spare I guess
I have fond memories of my childhood when Dad used to roll us down a hill inside spare car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
What is a skeleton's favorite snack?
You should always save your spare change.
Oh seems like I've got a flat tire, don't worry I've got a spare in the back
Opens up to reveal two bowling pins
What does Kenny G like doing in his spare time?
Spare bike parts are environmentally friendly
My refrigerator broke down this weekend. Luckily, a friend had a spare fridge he gave me.
He really saved my bacon.
Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one.
Can you Spare a Rib?
At the grocery store with my wife and we walk past the meat counter.....
Me: Oh these ribs must be the extras!
My Wife: Huh? What are you talking about?
Me: The package says they are Spare Ribs.
My Wife: Oh geez, you really need to stop.
Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls
but they keep ending up in the gutter.
Im my spare time I like to fight vegetables for fun.
I guess that explains the weird looks I get from my friends when I tell them i'm an amateur beet-boxer and they come to my shows.
Luckily i’ve got a spare.
I keep a spare grilled tortilla with cheese sandwich in my fridge.
It's a just-in-quesadilla.
Did you hear about the man who fell off a cliff looking for spare change?
I love playing catch with my kids.
But after I dropped one we have to use a ball now.
I have two right feet. I went to a bowling alley, they gave me two left shoes. I said “these aren’t right”
I'll spare a chain of bike puns
Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
A friend of mine decided to become a surrogate mother.
She said she had womb to spare.
My dad asked for spare change.
I gave him an old Norse coin and asked if it would work. He said no, go get some common cents.
Someone had some spare time...
A musician walks into a locksmiths, and asks them:
"Do you have any spare keys?"
I have a spare set of contacts in my office desk drawer
When my boss asked for my emergency contacts, I told him to open my drawer.
What does a mason read in his spare time?
What’s the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?
I put all my spare cash into an origami business.
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