Root beer Puns

Now I just have beer

Barq’s on the moon.

You pour it into a square cup.

Told them to have a rootin' tootin' Valentine's day.

While standing at the register of a New Orleans Hamburger & Seafood Co, the lady taking our order asked what we would like to drink. My girlfriend responds "I want some barq's!" To which I promptly replied, "woof, woof, WOOF!" 0 laughs or smiles and I could feel the air around me thicken with dad joke cringe. Fuck it, I loved it.

Put it in a square cup. Badumtss

AW

You see, he knew that rootbeer floats.

She’s been asking for Barq’s all day

Wife: Where did I put my soda?

Me: Well how big is it?

Wife: I don't know, it was just a regular can....why?

Me: Well if it was a Mini-Soda your best bet would be to look north.

Son: How do you make a root bear float? Me: Put it in a life raft.

http://imgur.com/jwiRbhu

And now I have beer.

would I just have beer?

Now I just have beer

Just beer i guess.

Now i just have beer.

Is it just regular beer?

Now it's just beer.

Beer

Now it’s just beer

What do you get when you pour root beer in a square glass?

You get beer

Beer.

So if you take root beer, and put it in a square cup, does that make it regular beer?