I put my root beer in a square glass

Now I just have beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Did you guys hear Ozzy Osbourne drank root beer in space?

Barq’s on the moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdressen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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How do you change root beer into beer?

You pour it into a square cup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Dad always loves some fresh root beer in the afternoon. v.redd.it/794w2gaknmk11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mechanicalmind
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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This year for Valentine's day I gave people a can of root beer and a can of refried beans.

Told them to have a rootin' tootin' Valentine's day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manuel_f_p
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Hehehe root beer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeFruitbat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Route Beer. Root Beer. Got it on Route 66. Nuff Said.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagmarashiYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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All she wanted was Root Beer

While standing at the register of a New Orleans Hamburger & Seafood Co, the lady taking our order asked what we would like to drink. My girlfriend responds "I want some barq's!" To which I promptly replied, "woof, woof, WOOF!" 0 laughs or smiles and I could feel the air around me thicken with dad joke cringe. Fuck it, I loved it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddesla2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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LPT: Want beer but are too young to buy it? Buy rootbeer and put it in a square glass. The square cancels out the root and all that's left is beer! reddit.com/r/ShittyLifePr…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kcir_semirg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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Root Beer Float imgur.com/rmP8TXX
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raherin
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2016
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How do you make root beer into regular beer?

Put it in a square cup. Badumtss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/777Howl777
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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I dropped my root beer

AW

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthyRyzeMain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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A chef on a ship invented the first ever floatation device used in case the ships ever sank. Oddly enough the floatation device was a barrel of root beer.

You see, he knew that rootbeer floats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnarwalbacon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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I think I’m gonna buy my dog some root beer

She’s been asking for Barq’s all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoaABlueCar
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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My wife couldn't find her root beer...

Wife: Where did I put my soda?

Me: Well how big is it?

Wife: I don't know, it was just a regular can....why?

Me: Well if it was a Mini-Soda your best bet would be to look north.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Massabamian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2017
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My son asked me how you make a root beer float

Son: How do you make a root bear float? Me: Put it in a life raft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/highclassfire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2016
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For Father's day I'm going to return my father's root beer to him.

http://imgur.com/jwiRbhu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meddle_head
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2015
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I put my root beer in a square glass

And now I have beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DM_me_some_rice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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If I poured root beer into a square glass,

would I just have beer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knopper91
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I poured root beer into a square glass

Now I just have beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PIatinumP0tato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Just beer i guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagle_Vision_13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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I poured root beer into a squared glass...

Now i just have beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/priyesh1811
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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If I pour root beer into a square glass

Is it just regular beer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akbeardman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I pour my root beer into a square cup.

Now it's just beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanzaniteflame
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximumPollution
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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I poured my root beer into a square cup

Now it’s just beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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What do you get when you pour root beer in a square glass?

What do you get when you pour root beer in a square glass?

You get beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drpresident1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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What do you get when you pour root beer in a square cup?

Beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JenBarb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2015
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Root Beer

So if you take root beer, and put it in a square cup, does that make it regular beer?

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