Wine Dog Puns

A list of puns related to "Wine Dog"

I trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.

He's a bordeaux collie.

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👤︎ u/mykeuk
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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What do you call a dog stuck in a wine bottle?

A Corki.

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👤︎ u/Spiteful_pineapple
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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What do you call a dog that likes wine?

A cork-ie

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👤︎ u/ghstmnky
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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A clown bets an old man $100 he can make him laugh. Man says "Sure, it won't happen"

Clown asks: "What do you call someone posing as a fake Italian chef? An im-pasta"

Man doesn't laugh

Clown asks: "What do you get when you cross a tiger and a bear? A tiger and a bear seeking revenge."

No response

Clown asks: "Which super hero asks the most questions? Wonder Woman"

Nothing

Clown asks: "Have you heard of the baseball team the Chicago Hot Dogs? They are the wurst"

Doesn't crack a smile

Clown asks: "Why was the alcoholic so annoying? He wined too much"

Clown starts to get nervous

Clown asks: "The disinterested hockey player got a penalty. What was it? Boarding"

Blank look

Clown asks: "What is a nun's favorite card game? Old Maid"

Yawn

Clown asks: "How do crustaceans celebrate birthdays? With crab cakes"

Annoyed

Clown asks: "What do you call a champion deer? A Win-doe"

grasping at straws

Finally Clown asks: "How do sheep sleep when they have nightmares? Baaaaadly"

He never laughs. Clown gives him his $100 and asks "Did any of my jokes make you laugh?"

Man says "No pun-in-ten-did"

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👤︎ u/Scoob1978
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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I’ve trained my dog to bring me red wine.

Hes a Bordeaux collie.

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👤︎ u/spudgun81
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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I've trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.

It's a Bordeaux collie.

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👤︎ u/huse789
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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