C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
The tide ebbed as the moon set in the west...
I made a mental note to pick up more detergent next time I'm in town.
Feminism
When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed. :)
Got my girlfriend on snapchat
I sent this photo of our cat to my girlfriend on snapchat.
http://i.imgur.com/jBdTxEB.jpg
