So i t pushed her in to the river!
You just have to listen varicosely.
βWell leave her on the side and just eat your vegetablesβ.
It's all downhill from here.
A livestream.
That's why they call it a "stroke of genius" when you finally come up with something
Egypt has sent a warning to Ethiopia not to block the Nile, but really, Ethiopia doesn't give a dam about it
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
A woman walked into the kitchen one day and saw, much to her horror, her husband sitting at the table with blood all over most of his face, his chest, hands, arm, and on the table. She watched for a moment, shocked, as he began pouring barbeque sauce on his arm where most of the blood was coming from.
"Stop that! What are you doing!? What happened to your arm?!" She finally managed to scream as she unjammed all the words trying to flow out at once.
Her husband looked at her with a disgusted frown and a shake of his head and replied "I've made a terrible me-steak"
Hamster dam
β¦flows into the Juve-Nile.
...am I legally in Seine?
An Eminemone
Liquid
It runs in your jeans.
Because it starts from below my collar now
He said "Crimea River."
Yeah, it's a period piece.
A monk sits at the peak of a hill that overlooks where the grassy Earth meets a river, the river flows with a breeze, and the breeze explores a mountain range, and the mountains neighbor the sky, and the sky conceals the entire universe, hiding the unknown in plain sight. The monk exhales "Ooooomm". He repeats this until a noise, very faint, breaks his chant.
"moo."
The monk stops for a moment but, without changing his position, dismisses it. "Ooooooommm." He begins again.
He's interrupted again, "moooo."
The monk turns to find a cow looking up at him from the bottom of the hill. "Kind cow," the monk says, "please do not interrupt my meditation."
The cow stares blankly back at the monk. The monk sighs and continues.
"Oooooommmm-"
Even louder, "Mmmooooooooo."
"Dear cow, I must reach enlightenment. Please, refrain from making your cow noises or find another hill."
The monk continues again, "Oooooooommmm-"
"MMMmmoooooooooooO!" The cow exclaims.
The monk stands up angrily, "Cow! Why must you interrupt my chanting?"
The cow replies, "Because you're saying it backwards!"
She said βI just go with the flowβ.
It's a flow chart.
They're so hot right now.
"Roundabout here."
Itβs my light saber
A psychiatrist asked his patient if he could remember one life changing moment that really stood out from any others.
He replied. "Why yes. I remember it like it was yesterday. I was running down the street with tears flowing from my eyes crying 'Its a boy, its a boy!' I made a concious decision that day to never visit another brothel in Thailand".
Sea Nile
It was an ether/oar situation
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??
So my wife just got her breast pump all set up. She's got the double suckers rolling, tits out, milk flowing like a minor tributary. And I ASK "ARE YOU PUMPED?!" fucking genius.... She stared silently for like 10 seconds. Then told me to post here.
She had a mean flow
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
To control the flow of the current sea
He was too far out, man.
one, two... one, two...
Because they have a mad flow.
A creek is a small body of flowing fresh water. A crick is the sound a Japanese camera makes.
if you listen varicosely.
They say she had a mean flow.
