Of all people, you’d think they’d appreciate a period joke
But they will never get around to it
I went to double check his work and he was wrong on so many levels
They entertain naan.
A Latitude.
All I can say is... that escalated quickly.
"The earth is SPLAT"
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.
Would you guys be willing to please give me some fantastic puns/dad jokes for the delivery room to make the occasion extra memorable? Thanks in advance.
They keep falling flat.
I hope this joke doesn't fall flat.
But every time I do they fall flat.
I would write it here, but there's no point cause I know that it would fall flat
'Do you wanna watch?'
He answered,
'Why, what are you going to do?'
Could not stop laughing. Most of his (many, many) dad jokes, fall flat, but this cracked me up!
Sometimes they fall a little flat.
Did you hear the joke about the souffle? It falls a little flat.
