You have fallen into his trap
There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....
Everything happens for a raisin.
I came out to my Car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..
..you could call it an Autumnobile now !
What do you call a Dad that has fallen through the ice?
I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic...
Without all those tourists helping hold it up.
Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails?
I've fallen on chard times.
What did the fallen horse say?
Help I have fallen and I can't giddy up!
Spore wish I hadn't fallen for that one
What do you call a fallen billboard?
All the members of Greenday have fallen asleep
Remind me to wake them up when September ends
help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
I woke up this morning and found that two of my car wheels had somehow fallen off.
I immediately thought it was the best idea to check if at least the engine was still able to run before deciding to get a mechanic to assess the situation.
I put the key in and gave it a go but I got nothing
I guess the car was two tired.
What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
I've just fallen in love with two different bags
Caught my dog eating branches that has fallen from a tree
His poos were really sticky.
The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...
What do you say to a sign that has just fallen on you?
I've fallen in love with a Korean ...
I think I've found my Seoul Mate ^^
Isreali Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has lately fallen out of popularity with the public. He looks set to be suceeded by the progressive Benjamin Netangoogle.
My best friend has fallen in love with a banana
I don't see the appeal myself.
Lucifer, the gorgeous fallen angel. [X-post /r/tumblr]
http://i.imgur.com/fmGslhx.jpg
My friend and I walked in a forest the other day and found a fallen tree.
I commented that the tree really branched out.
What did the lumberjack say to the mysterious fallen tree in the middle of the woods?
I posted in r/jokes earlier a joke about when my mailbox had fallen
I thought I'd put it up again but then realised it'd be a repost.
My brother's just fallen through the roof of a French bakery
Fallen Rock
Talking with a friend yesterday and dropped this one from his childhood:
When he was six years old, he was riding in the car with his parents when he saw a "Fallen Rock" sign on the side of the road. He asked his dad what it meant, to which his dad replied, "when the white man came through here and kicked out the Indians, there was one that they couldn't catch, Fallen Rock who ran off and hid in the woods. He has been angry at the white man ever since hunts them down. The sign lets people know Fallen Rock has been seen in the area and to watch out for him."
He believed it for years and would always look for Fallen Rock when they saw one of the signs.
Edit: spelling
An Indian builder has fallen through a roof at a Lionel Richie concert in Mumbai.
"The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling", said a spokesman this evening.
News just in: Two carpets have fallen off a lorry on the A38
Let's just hope there isn't a shag pileup.
A tree had fallen in a cemetery we drove past...
"I hope no one was hurt"
Groan...
I went out to my car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..
..you could call it an Autumnobile now !
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
What do you call a dad that has fallen through ice?
What do you call a dad who's fallen through the ice?
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
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