What did the fallen horse say?

Help I have fallen and I can't giddy up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaberEggMaster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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All the members of Greenday have fallen asleep

Remind me to wake them up when September ends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...

Lettuce pray.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Isreali Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has lately fallen out of popularity with the public. He looks set to be suceeded by the progressive Benjamin Netangoogle.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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My friend and I walked in a forest the other day and found a fallen tree.

I commented that the tree really branched out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/euler00000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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Lucifer, the gorgeous fallen angel. [X-post /r/tumblr]

http://i.imgur.com/fmGslhx.jpg

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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What did the lumberjack say to the mysterious fallen tree in the middle of the woods?

I'm stumped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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My brother's just fallen through the roof of a French bakery

He's in a world of pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesthegill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2015
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News just in: Two carpets have fallen off a lorry on the A38

Let's just hope there isn't a shag pileup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artoast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2015
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a dad who's fallen through the ice?

A popsicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoTheSpiderboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

a popsicle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshleyJack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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