You have fallen into his trap
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I came out to my Car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..
..you could call it an Autumnobile now !
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︎ Oct 01 2020
There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....
Everything happens for a raisin.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What do you call a Dad that has fallen through the ice?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic...
Without all those tourists helping hold it up.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Fallen hero
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails?
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︎ Dec 27 2019
I've fallen on chard times.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
What did the fallen horse say?
Help I have fallen and I can't giddy up!
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︎ Jul 10 2020
A queen went travelling to a foreign land. She asked her two ladies in waiting to clean for each other while she was gone, so they wouldn't be out of practice when she got back. When she returned, the two had fallen in love and gotten married.
They were maid for each other.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Spore wish I hadn't fallen for that one
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︎ Apr 19 2019
What do you call a fallen billboard?
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︎ Feb 28 2020
All the members of Greenday have fallen asleep
Remind me to wake them up when September ends
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︎ Sep 02 2019
help Iβve fallen and I canβt get up
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︎ May 27 2019
I woke up this morning and found that two of my car wheels had somehow fallen off.
I immediately thought it was the best idea to check if at least the engine was still able to run before deciding to get a mechanic to assess the situation.
I put the key in and gave it a go but I got nothing
I guess the car was two tired.
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︎ Aug 13 2019
I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
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︎ Oct 18 2018
What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! Iβve fallen and I canβt giddyup!β
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Caught my dog eating branches that has fallen from a tree
His poos were really sticky.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
I've just fallen in love with two different bags
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︎ Aug 05 2019
The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...
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︎ Nov 24 2018
What do you say to a sign that has just fallen on you?
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︎ May 18 2018
I've fallen in love with a Korean ...
I think I've found my Seoul Mate ^^
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︎ Aug 25 2017
Isreali Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has lately fallen out of popularity with the public. He looks set to be suceeded by the progressive Benjamin Netangoogle.
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︎ Nov 07 2017
Fallen on hard times!
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︎ May 23 2018
My best friend has fallen in love with a banana
I don't see the appeal myself.
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︎ Apr 29 2018
Lucifer, the gorgeous fallen angel. [X-post /r/tumblr]
http://i.imgur.com/fmGslhx.jpg
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︎ Mar 14 2014
My friend and I walked in a forest the other day and found a fallen tree.
I commented that the tree really branched out.
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︎ Oct 27 2017
I posted in r/jokes earlier a joke about when my mailbox had fallen
I thought I'd put it up again but then realised it'd be a repost.
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︎ Jul 02 2017
What did the lumberjack say to the mysterious fallen tree in the middle of the woods?
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︎ Jun 10 2017
My brother's just fallen through the roof of a French bakery
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︎ Jun 10 2015
Fallen Rock
Talking with a friend yesterday and dropped this one from his childhood:
When he was six years old, he was riding in the car with his parents when he saw a "Fallen Rock" sign on the side of the road. He asked his dad what it meant, to which his dad replied, "when the white man came through here and kicked out the Indians, there was one that they couldn't catch, Fallen Rock who ran off and hid in the woods. He has been angry at the white man ever since hunts them down. The sign lets people know Fallen Rock has been seen in the area and to watch out for him."
He believed it for years and would always look for Fallen Rock when they saw one of the signs.
Edit: spelling
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︎ Oct 06 2013
An Indian builder has fallen through a roof at a Lionel Richie concert in Mumbai.
"The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling", said a spokesman this evening.
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︎ Aug 23 2016
News just in: Two carpets have fallen off a lorry on the A38
Let's just hope there isn't a shag pileup.
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︎ Jun 13 2015
A tree had fallen in a cemetery we drove past...
"I hope no one was hurt"
Groan...
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︎ May 20 2014
I went out to my car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..
..you could call it an Autumnobile now !
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What do you call a dad that has fallen through ice?
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︎ Aug 09 2019
What do you call a dad who's fallen through the ice?
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︎ Feb 17 2019
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?
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︎ May 06 2019
What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! Iβve fallen and I canβt giddyup!β
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︎ Dec 29 2017
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