You have fallen into his trap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamadRajput
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I came out to my Car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..

..you could call it an Autumnobile now !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....

Everything happens for a raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What do you call a Dad that has fallen through the ice?

Popsicle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic...

Without all those tourists helping hold it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bourque25
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Fallen hero
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unoriginalnuttah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails?

The retail shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxtailavenger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I've fallen on chard times.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fifirella
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What did the fallen horse say?

Help I have fallen and I can't giddy up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaberEggMaster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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A queen went travelling to a foreign land. She asked her two ladies in waiting to clean for each other while she was gone, so they wouldn't be out of practice when she got back. When she returned, the two had fallen in love and gotten married.

They were maid for each other.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Spore wish I hadn't fallen for that one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SavageTimmy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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What do you call a fallen billboard?

A bad sign.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReelBigKeith
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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All the members of Greenday have fallen asleep

Remind me to wake them up when September ends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevinTheMulatto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I woke up this morning and found that two of my car wheels had somehow fallen off.

I immediately thought it was the best idea to check if at least the engine was still able to run before deciding to get a mechanic to assess the situation. I put the key in and gave it a go but I got nothing

I guess the car was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irieball
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married

I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravireads
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Caught my dog eating branches that has fallen from a tree

His poos were really sticky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alii-b
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I've just fallen in love with two different bags

I think I'm bi-satchel

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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The Romaine Empire has Fallen... Caesar is dead...

Lettuce pray.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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What do you say to a sign that has just fallen on you?

"Stop sign"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moccelic
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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I've fallen in love with a Korean ...

I think I've found my Seoul Mate ^^

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YummyKorea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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Isreali Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has lately fallen out of popularity with the public. He looks set to be suceeded by the progressive Benjamin Netangoogle.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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Fallen on hard times!
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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My best friend has fallen in love with a banana

I don't see the appeal myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Makalash
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Lucifer, the gorgeous fallen angel. [X-post /r/tumblr]

http://i.imgur.com/fmGslhx.jpg

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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My friend and I walked in a forest the other day and found a fallen tree.

I commented that the tree really branched out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/euler00000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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I posted in r/jokes earlier a joke about when my mailbox had fallen

I thought I'd put it up again but then realised it'd be a repost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toocents
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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What did the lumberjack say to the mysterious fallen tree in the middle of the woods?

I'm stumped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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My brother's just fallen through the roof of a French bakery

He's in a world of pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesthegill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2015
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Fallen Rock

Talking with a friend yesterday and dropped this one from his childhood:

When he was six years old, he was riding in the car with his parents when he saw a "Fallen Rock" sign on the side of the road. He asked his dad what it meant, to which his dad replied, "when the white man came through here and kicked out the Indians, there was one that they couldn't catch, Fallen Rock who ran off and hid in the woods. He has been angry at the white man ever since hunts them down. The sign lets people know Fallen Rock has been seen in the area and to watch out for him."

He believed it for years and would always look for Fallen Rock when they saw one of the signs.

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/galdurnit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2013
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An Indian builder has fallen through a roof at a Lionel Richie concert in Mumbai.

"The last thing I saw was Dan Singh on the ceiling", said a spokesman this evening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bakerie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
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News just in: Two carpets have fallen off a lorry on the A38

Let's just hope there isn't a shag pileup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artoast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2015
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A tree had fallen in a cemetery we drove past...

"I hope no one was hurt"

Groan...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigWaz
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2014
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I went out to my car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..

..you could call it an Autumnobile now !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through ice?

A Popsicle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DallasDomino0806
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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What do you call a dad who's fallen through the ice?

A popsicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoTheSpiderboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

a popsicle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshleyJack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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