I know she means well.
27 times.
Shows you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!
It was a catastrophe of Titanic proportion
and early reports show that there could be as many as twenty thousand leeks under the sea.
It was Riveting
And that it sunk on the 5th of May which is why we commemorate the Sinko de Mayo
Luckily, the tumor was B-9.
He would have sunk in the first scene.
Now they're sunk beds.
...and asks for a beer and a mop.
*I am a bartender, and was told this dad joke while working last night. After it sunk in, I bought the patron a beer.
There was a half-sunk boat in one of the spaces, but you could still read the name of the boat. The boat was called Goulding, probably named after Ellie Goulding or something. My dad saw an opportunity and said "that boat is not Goulding, it's Zinking"
You know that even if the investments have sunk and the business is going under, that job's not going anywhere.
Co-worker A: Hey, Co-worker B, do you have any push pins?
Co-worker B: Sure, but I'll have to charge you.
Me: Don't forget the tax!
The groaning started and I was confused at first, then it sunk in. Sometimes unintended puns are the best!
My dad pulls out the mayo for the potato salad and says, "You know, mayo was very important to the Mexicans. They had this really fancy mayo that they sent out on The Titanic as a gift to the King of France. However, when the ship sunk, the mayo was lost. This was a national tragedy, so the Mexicans made a holiday for it - Sinko de Mayo".
Him: I hung out with my friend Wade all day Me: Good thing you didn't hang out with your friend sunk. Eye rolls all around....
