I offered my wife a drink of my Sunkist

My five year old came running over to me with his lips puckered. I stopped him and asked what he's doing. His reply: "son kiss," and started giggling.

My kid is out-dadjoking me.

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Last night, I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda...

It took me a while to figure out it was just a Fanta sea.

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Finally proving my position as a dad!

My son and I got a pizza tonight, and as we were leaving my son saw a can of orange sunkist that had been run over by a car tire and said "hey dad look at this Sunkist!" And I replied "looks more like a crush to me!"

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